VFWCC #14 - The Captions Stimulus

[Koinek]

Jello! Welcome to another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Before we get to this week's images, let's see last week's winners.

First, the honorable mention goes to:

Kim: "Great. It's another friend request from the Vidiians."

Something about that seems almost plausible. Good one Diesel Micky Dolenz

This week's Photoshop winner is Lucy of Nine with:

Reposting mine... with an update...

Harry asked the girls if they thought his new facebook profile pic looked too 'photoshopped'.

(Harry's Facebook Padd below)

And finally, the overall winner from VFWCC #13 is:

Harry: "If you still had a vagina, it would be right here."

:guffaws: Shatmandu gets the Sqoimy Woimy Prize for Voyager Excellence this week:

And this week we have two images for you:

Remember, photoshops get special points and their own prize!

 

[Lucy of Nine]

This week's Photoshop winner is Lucy of Nine with:

Reposting mine... with an update...

Harry asked the girls if they thought his new facebook profile pic looked too 'photoshopped'.

(Harry's Facebook Padd below)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I won I won! I've been dying to win since I joined the board! Yaaaay... Thanks Killer!

Dr : You let go...
Harry : No, YOU let go...
Dr : Look, it may be holographic but it still hurts like hell... let go!
Harry : NO you let go first! Mine may be small but I'm in pain here too!

Chakotay : STOP... in the name of love.... do do do do do... and they call me a plank! Bet a plank wouldn't break into a cool song like that, now would it Ensigns?

 

[The Borg Queen]

Uh... Doc, I know you've added new subroutines, but I'm sure "liking it dirty" has to be a glitch or something.

Chakotay was just about to burst into interpretive dance... but they were ready, with phasers set to maximum stun.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SECURITY GUY: I think we can squeeze past it.

SECURITY GAL: Funny place to leave a statue

 

[Piper]

Harry: I'm one of the fifty most beautiful people on the planet you know.
EMH: Oh yeah? Well I'm one of the fifty baldest holograms in Starfleet.
Harry: Damnit. You win this round, Doctor, but there will be others.

Chakotay: Hold it, no one make a sound. My one interesting line of dialogue for the season is coming up and I don't want anyone to miss it.

 

[scottydog]

Doctor: "I'm telling you, Mr. Kim, that a personality transplant is impossible."

Chakotay: "This is where my animal guide last attacked me"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "How can a hologram have halitosis?"

Chakotay: "Be alert, the xenomorph was last seen on this deck. One false move and we're dead."

Male Security Guard thinking: "Xenomorph my ass. One of Neelix's Leola roots evolved, that's it. Still it's livelier than the commander over there."

Female Security Guard thinking: "I think I'll paint the ceiling in my quarters beige, or maybe magnolia."

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, I appreciate the win!

Harry: "I don't care what your memory bank says, we don't all know Kung-Fu."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Yeah, that's right, you just got your ass kicked by a hologram.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "You didn't tell me Seven liked it rough!"

The Doctor: "You never asked."

Chakotay: "But I don't want to command a starship. I want to...sing..."

*music swells*

Security guard: "Stop that!"

 

[Mistral]

Chakotay: "Wait! Can you hear the fairies? They're singing to us!"

The phaser fire was both swift and lethal.

 

[26138]

Chakotay: Okay everyone, look sharp, that rainbow beach ball is here somewhere!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Seven is invisible, she should be right about...here.

 

[Triskelion]

I don't see why you should be in command. You're not a real person, Doc.
Well you're not even the real Harry Kim. We killed him like three times.
Let's call Chakotay, he can settle this.
<both start snickering>

- Why are these containers stacked here? This isn't misplaced carton of stem bolts. This is homocide! Wipe!
- Here ya go, Monk-otay.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Steel yourself Harry, we'll take another shot at this."
Kim: "I don't see why you need help conducting Seven's gyno."
EMH: "It's all those Borg adaptations, she has teeth in the unlikeliest of places."

With the holodecks offline, the crew were reduced to playing Scooby Doo in the cargo bays. Neelix was always Scrappy.

 

[Mistral]

Harry had lost the last stare-down contest when the Vidiians decompressed a Jeffries tube and sucked him into space. He wasn't gonna let this one slip through his fingers so easily...

 

[Kirby]

Robert Beltran's real problem with Voyager came when he received the memo informing him that there would be no more 'jazz hands' in the show.

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "You should see the other guy."
The Doctor: "I can. He's behind you with his foot up your ass."

 

[Daneel]

Beltran:
"But soft, what light through yonder viewscreen breaks?
It is the Sol System, and Janeway is the sun!"

Director:
"Cut! Look, Robert, I know you don't care for the script, but you've only got one more year on your contract. Can you just say the right lines and finish the damn scene?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Security Guy: "Christ, not the jazz hands again."