VFWCC #13 - I CAN HAZ CAPTIONS?!

[Koinek]

That's right, it's time for another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

First the winners from VFWCC #13:

The regular old trusty Honorable Mention goes to:

Neelix: "Why is it every time food poisoning's diagnosed that everyone assumes that I'm involved?"

Awww poor Neelix. Good job Rat Boy!

The super-sexy, awesomer, totally kewl super-dooper special Meta-Honorable Mention goes to this effort:

The Doctor: "It's been almost a half-dozen caption contests since he passed out and we're still no closer to figuring out a solution."

Do 2 Honorable Mentions = 1 win for Rat Boy? Hmm....

Nah...The winner is:

EMH: "You know, if you jam that thing in his skull he probably won't wake up."

Congratulations Mistral!

For image number 13, I thought I'd try to put B'lanna and Harry in the mix again:

And remember, I give out a special mention each week for meta-funnies and photoshops.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "That's odd. Our ratings just jumped up thirty percent in the last five seconds."

Seven: "I wonder why..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "Yeah, ma bitches!"

 

[Alrik]

Kim: "Yeah it's my I-Touch, but honest, I don't know where this girl on girl porn came from."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kim: "Great. It's another friend request from the Vidiians."

 

[Kirby]

Seven: Red jack on the black queen
Kim: Thanks
Torres: Red four on the black five
Kim: Oh, good catch
Seven: Black two on the ace
Kim: Thank you... So can you two help me play Minesweeper next?

 

[26138]

Harry: I'm detecting elevated levels of silicone... Oh, hi Seven!

The Voyager crew discovers 2Girls1Cup.

 

[Finn]

Kim: There is a 99.99498 percent chance that they will make a reference to Seven of Nine's boobs in this contest.

Seven: I don't understand. they aren't relevant and large mammary glands are not effective for daily ship duties.

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: Why is it reading wood?

 

[Tachyon]

Harry: ... and here, for some reason, we have a picture of Commander Chakotay in a sonic shower.

 

[Mistral]

Harry: "There's a subspace shift in the quantum signature which is overlaying a cosmic string, causing an anomaly. The anomaly is emitting a stream of chroniton radiation, which is affecting the nanoprobes in Seven's bloodstream. I think it's causing the phase shift we've been experiencing, as well as forming the curvature in the space-time continuum."

Torres: "And that's why my hair looks this way. Harry, you're a genius!"

 

[Odo's_Bucket]

Harry : "Rick................rolled ?"
Seven : "I am not familiar with the term."
B'Elanna : "If you follow one more 'external link', I'm going to break your neck."

 

[Triskelion]

Kim: If we rotate conditioners and modulate a clarifying shampoo to eliminate the critical buildup of mineral particles we may be able to affix our coifs with a glob of megahold gel.

Torres: That's so crazy it just might work!

Seven: Define "glob".

 

[Piper]

Kim: No, sorry Seven, according to this ship's manifest there STILL isn't enough energy to replicate a uniform for you. Guess you'll have to stay in that catsuit a little longer.
Torres: What about my hair curlers?
Kim: Yeah, we got five spare pairs.

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "I think I look pretty good in a catsuit."

 

[Will]

Harry: ...and then you stick the feather *here.*
Seven: ....
B'Elanna: ....
Harry: I think if you tried it, you'd really like it! Look, I'll meet you in the holodeck at 1900 hours, ok?

 

[Piper]

Harry: Hmm. Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
B'elanna: Ummm....
Seven. ...
Harry: No, it's no good, I just can't think of a good caption this week.

 

[Velocity]

Seven: Curious...
Harry: Yeah, I know! The duty roster says that you are to report for duty in my quarters tonight.
B'lanna: Nice try Harry. Now give that padd back to Chakotay.

 

[26138]

Harry: Hmm... still no sign of the multicolored beach ball. Maybe it'll show up next week?

 

[Octavia]

Harry: This just isn't possible! I can see your working, but I'm sure that I operate at over 0.1% character development.