Tuvok Unchained

[Melakon]

In the episode "Rendezvous with Tomorrow", someone looking like Vic Fontaine appears on Voyager, warning Janeway the ship will be hijacked to the Delta Quadrant. He claims to be a scientist from the 20th century who is hopelessly trapped along the endless corridors of time, and that Mr. Lurry, commander of Space Station K-7, was his boss, some kind of army general named Kirk.

Janeway tells him he's about 6 years too late to change history.

 

[HIjol]

In the Voyager episode entitled, "Your Sister Can't Twist, But She Can Rock And Roll," Chakotay comes out of his script stupor with the help of his Spirit Guide, a Twentieth/Twenty-First Century Pop Singer named Elton John...he changes his name to Chaka-KoKo Tay, and locks himself in Engineering, rerouting the ship's intercom, and sings one of his Spirit Guide's more popular mid-career tunes, "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"' over and over...attempts to dislodge (get it, "dis lodge?") him fail...While the rest of the crew finally kill themselves, Neelix seems curiously oblivious, and the final scene shows him busily cooking, and humming along with Chaka...the episode closes with a change from the usual Voyager theme music to another one of Elton John's songs, "Funeral for a Friend"...

 

[Melakon]

"Game of Drones" - In a shocking betrayal, Seven assimilates the entire crew and forces them to play hopscotch in the corridors. Those who refuse are sent to Sickbay for the EMH to play Doctor with.

After going through the female crew twice, the EMH decides this is unethical behavior and demands that Seven stop what she's doing. She instead decompiles his program.

 

[HIjol]

"Game of Drones" - In a shocking betrayal, Seven assimilates the entire crew and forces them to play hopscotch in the corridors. Those who refuse are sent to Sickbay for the EMH to play Doctor with.

After going through the female crew twice, the EMH decides this is unethical behavior and demands that Seven stop what she's doing. She instead decompiles his program.

"Game of Drones"...

 

[Melakon]

Sometimes, all you need is a title for it to work.

 

[lisaa6@gmail.co]

.....through the crew twice, the EMH

After going through the female crew twice, the EMH

 

[HIjol]

In a little-aired episode of StarTrek Voyager, Tuvok is wakes up in the proverbial Garden of Eden...he single-handedly keeps Humanity from developing by:

...Refusing Eve ("...it would not be logical, as this is not the time of Pon Farr...")

..Outwitting - and scaring - the Snake ("...but if I do not like apples and am not hungry, what would be the logic of eating one anyway...?)

...And generally exasperating god with his incessant quiries and tricorder scans...

...a CG Charlton Heston (god) and Ethan Phillips from the neck up (the Head of the Snake) also star...

 

[Melakon]

Wow, you must be able to get hold of some really good drugs over there.

 

[HIjol]

Wow, you must be able to get hold of some really good drugs over there.

...voice...I hear a voice...wha'?...who?...no, dammit, Timothy Leary is NOT dead!!!"...

...oh, oh...sorry...you said, "...is it too early to get out of bed?"...

I thought you said "...Timothy Leary is dead!"

wow...um...yeah...hee hee...far...far out, Man...



...actually, drugs will get you a quick ticket to lashes, a very harsh prison sentence, fines and then, deportation...

 

[Melakon]

They probably lock you in a room with that big guard from Midnight Express too.

 

[dstyer]

On the next episode of Voyager, "Friends Forever" . . .

Chakotay tells Seven, "We were on a break!"

The EMH changes his introduction line to "How you doin'?"

And Janeway has the senior staff meet in the new Nebula Perk lounge.

 

[dstyer]

On the next episode of Voyager, "Seven's Company" . . .

Tom Paris is sharing group quarters with B'Elanna and Seven. Chakotay and Janeway are led to believe that Tom is now gay. Hilarity ensues when Tom misunderstands an overheard conversation between Seven and B'Elanna and thinks that Seven wants to sleep with him.

 

[dstyer]

On the next episode of Voyager, "The Big Bang Equivalency" . . .

Tom, Harry, Tuvok and the Doctor gather to eat the mess hall, newly-named "The Leola-root Cake Factory" and Tom continues to hit on the waitress, Seven. Meanwhile, Kes has taken an interest in Tuvok, but Tuvok continues to not understand Kes's entendres and takes them literally. Later, the foursome go to Chakotay's padd-store where Chakotay complains about his life.

 

[HIjol]

They probably lock you in a room with that big guard from Midnight Express too.

No, no...nothing so primitive...but neither would it be a Country Club, and it would be for a good long time...sooooooo...you would think the answer would be, "don't do it!"...but people do...bad craziness!...

 

[JanewayRulz!]

In the Voyager episode "Dallas"... Janeway finally admits they will never make it home in her lifetime and decides Voyager will become a generational ship.

She and Chakotay formally commit to one another to start raising the next generation, as does Paris & B'Elanna, Harry and Seven, and Tuvok as the bachelor uncle complete the J/C family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbybubaJ64

The EMH, upset that his holographic sperm serve no purpose in this new paradigm, begins his own rivalry with the J/C family by trying to get the crew to vote him as ECH over the now pregnant Janeway. To his side he draws the spurned Vorik who helps to sabotage Voyager's systems to undermine the Captain's reputation.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbybubaJ64[/yt]

When B'Elanna finds and corrects the sabotage, the ECH resorts to murder and in the dead of gamma shift, sneaks into the Captain's quarters and fires his phaser at the people in the bedroom.

After he runs away, we see Seven walk into these same quarters to complain about her sperm donor and then hear her scream, "WHO SHOT J/C?"

 

[Captain Kathryn]

OMG that video!

 

[HIjol]

(With apologies to Rulz)

In Part II of an unheard-of "Three-Parter" of the Voyager episode "Dallas", Janeway is biokinetically contacted by JC, her new Fetus, as she lay
, listening to Chakotay snore like a Targ...the fetus warns of imminent danger, and sends Janeway a vision of a (mostly) visible dark outline armed with a phaser...meanwhile, Uncle Tuvok sulks in the Armory, and 7 leaves Harry's quarters after some heavy-duty Assimilating...Harry, jabbering on about house and hearth and location of regeneration chambers, does not notice...after the EMH assault and 7's discovery and scream, a proximity alert goes off...Paris and Honey B' (his Klingon Love Name for B'Ellana) -oblivious to the action on the ship - rush to the bridge and observe an on-screen, ribbon-like energy force, like some intergalactic tapeworm, moving toward Voyager...

 

[JanewayRulz!]

In part 3 of the 3 part Dallas episode of Voyager...

Chakotay wakes up in a 19th century French nobleman's home. Its Christmas and the nobleman, who looks strangely like Captain Jean Luc Picard is welcoming him to their holiday dinner. Chakotay insists Picard help him get back to Voyager where his wife and unborn child are in danger from an unknown force.

Janeway wakes up in the Canadian Rockies where she hears someone chopping wood. She walks around a cabin and finds someone who looks like Admiral James T Kirk and asks him to help her get back to Voyager, where her ship and her husband are in danger from an unknown force.

Meanwhile, seemingly back on Voyager, the ECH (Emergency Captain Hologram) has taken the center chair, placed Harry in the brig with Paris and Honey B, and installed Seven as his first officer and consort. Vorik is in Engineering and trying to stay ahead of the ribbon of energy that threatens to engulf the ship. Suddenly Voyager receives a distress call and they transport aboard a gaggle of aliens from a doomed ship on the edge of the energy wave. Neelix greets them at transporter room 1 and is surprised to finds a young Guinan and even younger Tuvok among the refugees of the Enterprise B.

 

[Melakon]

In response to one of the actors' publicly spoken dissatisfaction with the scripts, the wirters craft "Get Me Outa Here", with lots of action set-pieces.

It's 45 minutes of non-stop thrills as Harry kicks a Hirogen in the groin, Naomi blows a Borg's head off with a phaser at point blank range, Janeway strangles Q to death, Neelix saves Tuvok from falling into the warp core, Tom and B'Elanna have the most explicit sex scene ever for Trek, and the EMH performs a root canal on Seven, while Chakotay lies unconscious in the cargo bay the whole time after one of those big barrels falls on him.

 

[HIjol]

And The Writers Guild Award for Best Three Part Episode goes to...JanewayRulz and HIjol for "Dallas, Star Trek Voyager"

And, The Writers Guild Award for Most Benevolent Script goes to...Melakon for his Voyager Script, "Get Me Outta Here!", awarded for being the only script/post in 99 entries in the "Tuvok, Unchained" Thread of Star Trek BBS that allowed Neelix to actually survive...

...and, of course, the Sex Scene...

...and root canal!