Tuvok Unchained
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In the Voyager episode "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" Kate Mulgrew defends herself from the Borg Babe Jeri Ryan on an ice planet and everyone's nipples are delightfully pert.
In the Voyager episode "The Wizard of Voyager"... Tom, The EMH and Neelix look for a brain, a heart and courage while they assist Kes in trying to find her way back to Ocampa with the help of Janeway, the Wizard of Voyager.
In the Voyager episode "High Hopes", Chakotay begins showing signs of boredom and lack of interest since he never gets to do anything exciting anymore. He steals Neelix's salvage ship, disabling Voyager's sensors so they can't track him. Weeks later, they find him on a planet with a primitive race, where he has convinced the natives to build a hotel/casino in order to make money for their tribe. Shocked by this crass commercialism, Janeway gives him a strong talking to after losing 20000 credits playing Blackjack. Chakotay's defense is he simply taught the natives the old ways of his own tribe, the rubber tree people.
Neelix adds mag wheels to his recovered ship.
Neelix adds mag wheels to his recovered ship.
Red Is The New Orange
When the Dept of Temporal Investigations gets wind of Janeway's going back in time to save her crew members, they put her in a minimum security prison, where she becomes a mother figure to a spoiled rich girl with a douchebag husband.
When the Dept of Temporal Investigations gets wind of Janeway's going back in time to save her crew members, they put her in a minimum security prison, where she becomes a mother figure to a spoiled rich girl with a douchebag husband.
In the Voyager Season Ending 2-Parter, "Captain Janeway Goes to Washington," Voyager is guided by a mysterious deity-like voice to what they believe is a Dark-Matter conduit that will get them home...upon arriving at the Alpha Quadrant and Earth, they are contacted by Star Fleet, but the message is hostile...they are ordered to assume orbit, and Janeway beams down to find that Earth has changed...Part 1 ends as she is dragged off to a detention cell, screaming, "...get your hands off me, you damn, dirty Ape!!!..." The voice of Charlton Heston also stars, and Mark Wahlberg is featured...
In the Voyager episode "B'Elanna: Warrior Princess", B'Elanna and Kes are stranded on a primitive planet that has only progressed to the Iron age. To survive they must challenge the local warlord and gain control of his small army before they can fight their way across the continent where it is rumored a magical portal exists that will transport them anywhere their imagination can conjure.
In this Voyager Fan Fantasy romp, the cast plays out a screenplay written by a fan who has won the "Voyager Fan Fantasy" contest, a Captain HIjol, from the Sol system...
...Voyager comes across a sub-space rift that seems to be active with some sort of probe built for just one or two travelers...upon further investigation, long-range visual scans reveal a metal wedge-shaped vehicle with wheels...a life form is sensed, but scans show no life support system...when beamed aboard, the life form is a disheveled, lab-coated self-proclaimed scientist that seems disoriented...upon questioning, he cannot remember anything before coming through the rift...Janeway puts 7 in charge of him...over time spent with 7, the Scientist falls head over heels in love with 7, who obliges him by assimilating him more deeply than thought possible for a Borg...the Scientist also irritates the rest of the crew, continually calling them "Marty" when he greets them...
...Voyager comes across a sub-space rift that seems to be active with some sort of probe built for just one or two travelers...upon further investigation, long-range visual scans reveal a metal wedge-shaped vehicle with wheels...a life form is sensed, but scans show no life support system...when beamed aboard, the life form is a disheveled, lab-coated self-proclaimed scientist that seems disoriented...upon questioning, he cannot remember anything before coming through the rift...Janeway puts 7 in charge of him...over time spent with 7, the Scientist falls head over heels in love with 7, who obliges him by assimilating him more deeply than thought possible for a Borg...the Scientist also irritates the rest of the crew, continually calling them "Marty" when he greets them...
In the Voyager episode "Ex-Men: Days of Future Past" Janeway goes back in time to discover the origins of the Ocampan captivity. There she learns that the Caretaker has fathered every Ocampan since he captured them and all males are made eunuchs at birth. Paris taunts Neelix calling him the one eyed king and refuses to explain the meaning of the phrase.
In the Voyager episode "500 Days of Kes" a quirky and eccentric girl delights the crew with her winsome ways until one day she turns into a psychotic hag and blows up the ship.
In the episode "Little Bastards", set in an alternate timeline, the Voyager crew senses a pattern when Neelix becomes overly friendly with young Andrew Kim. In a heart-wrenching finish, father Harry bludgeons Neelix to death with his clarinet until it shatters, then uses his saxophone.
In the Voyager episode "Saving Private Carey" he isn't.
In the Voyager episode "Gravity" Sandra Bullock cooks Tuvok a juicy spider while her companion dies in space.
In the Voyager episode "Akoocheemoya This", after losing the ship-wide talent contest, Chakotay cranks his electric bong to 11 and enters a trance state, believing himself to be an animal guide. He raids the galley, stripping to the waist and smearing leola root guacamole all over his body.
Desperately searching for a compatible soul to guide, he finally makes his way to the bridge, trapping Janeway in the ready room. Out of options, she hurls hot coffee, black, in his face which snaps him out of it.
Desperately searching for a compatible soul to guide, he finally makes his way to the bridge, trapping Janeway in the ready room. Out of options, she hurls hot coffee, black, in his face which snaps him out of it.
In the Voyager episode "Chakotay, Queen of the Desert" First Officer Chakotay goes on a vision quest and makes a startling discovery. Meanwhile at Sandrines Kes entertains visitors with her special ping pong ball skills.
In "Tears of a Clown", Chakotay tries to take over as morale officer after Neelix leaves to join a Talaxian colony. Chakotay makes an elaborate clown costume, calling this persona Chuckles. His attempts at spontaneous jokes and making balloon animals fail to improve morale however, and Janeway replaces him with the Delaney sisters.
In the Voyager episode "The Graduate" Janeway calls Harry into her ready room.
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