Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Whats the code to lower the Narada's shields?

Pike: 1..2..3..4..5

Kirk: So the code is 12345? What kind of a stupid code is that? Sounds like something an idiot would use on his luggage! Uhura, quick, go change the combination on my luggage!

Pike: But what about the combination to your safe?

Kirk: Get a life old man!

 

[M'Sharak]

"No, I said: the Bad Guy is a-" [VrOeOdOaOlOeOrOtP!!]

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Pike: Follow them!

Kirk: Helm, take us to warp speed!

Pike: No, we must go to Ludicrus speed!

Kirk: Aye sir! Helm take us to Maximum Ludicrus!

Scotty: Captain, we've never gone to Ludicrus before! If we're not careful we'll jump right to Plaid!

Pike: Good then it'll match your Kilt!

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Pike to Spock, pull up Wikiquote ASAP. I want to quote me some motherfuckin' Blazing Saddles."

Kirk: "And for my next impression, Jesse Owens!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Looks like I picked a bad day to start beeping."

 

[cooleddie74]

What franchise reboot will YOU be in when your diarrhea strikes?

 

[M'Sharak]

"Never mind that sh*t; here comes Mongo!"

 

[Samurai8472]

Pike- Hmm warp looks kind of scary

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is that Ray Liotta calling again? Tell the f*cker to leave me alone and piss off! The job's MINE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The reuniting of the Backstreet Boys for their first music video together in almost a decade wasn't as well-received as they would have liked...

 

[Super Grover]

Pike: [after his cap blew out the air lock] Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Pike: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in an escape pod. Have him circle until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Pike: Then put some food in the pod, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favourite shows, he won't miss anything.

 

[Samurai8472]

lol HotShots!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Someone...

PLEASE turn that annoying beeping sound off! I won't be caught DEAD or even incapacitated and unable to move making sounds like that!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"My hair's slowly starting to come out!!

HELP!!! Bones!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

When a fella meets a Vulkie...runnin' through the shine.

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

This is a screencap from JJ Abrams newest series, "LOST..... In Space". A story about a starship crew marooned on a desolate planet after crash landing there. The secondary hull broke off and landed somewhere on the other side of the planet. The surviving crew from the saucer section are led by James T. Kirk, who took command after captain Pike was killed by a booby trap. The survivers from the other half of the ship are led by Mr. Scott, who wants revenge for being saved from one desolate planet only to find himself on another!

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK: THE PORTA-JOHN GENERATION

 

[cooleddie74]

"I can't tell, Mr. Kirk...when you hear me beeping...is it the censors blurting out all my obscenities? Or does it have something to do with the cold, chilly feeling that just ran up my spine?"