Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch

[Herkimer Jitty]

Young Scotty: "Oy, what're you lookin at?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So how long before she's done?"

Engineer: "Ten years."

Kirk: "That long?"

Engineer: "She would've been done sooner but then we realized we shouldn't really be building her on the ground."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Well, that's a Darwin Award waiting to happen."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty's secret was suddenly exposed. Like Kirk, he too wore a hairpiece.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Don't tell him, but I think Pegg's putting on a little weight."

Bones: "Jim, he's right here."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Kirk "Starfleet just cut 47,000 jobs. Wonder if they'll ever finish her?"

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Scotty "The turbolifts broken, so I took the waterslide instead"!

 

[Amasov]

 

[Samurai8472]

kirk- Sonofabitch they ruined her! let me at them!*breaks beer bottle*

McCoy- No Jim! we have to save those bottles for Karaoke night! Save your anger, remember "Rocketman"!

Kirk-I can feel my life flashing before my eyes....

Kirk- Oh yeah I remember her hehehehe. God was she rubbish!

 

[Mr_Splotch]

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[M'Sharak]

"Have ye ever heard of... ferret-leggin', lad?"

"Andreas Katsulas? No, I don't think I know him. It doesn't even sound like a Vulcan name."

"I don't know anything about this 'busboy' you speak of. I am at Nawigation! Who is calling? ... Khan? No, I've never heard of you!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

It was love at first sight.

Chekov: "Vhen is Womit going to get here?"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Everything Old Is New Again

Amanda - Do you hear music playing ?

Serak - You mean Da Dah Da Dah Du Du Da Dah Da Da Du Du Weeeooo Weeeooo

Amanda - So you hear it too, thought I was loosing my mind.

 

[Santa Kang]

AMANDA: Wait until he finds out you made a jacket out of his brother.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Sing Along With The Stars Of The New Movie

~/o' In the land, where I was born, lived a man, who sailed the starry seas, tho' he was from Iowa, he worked in outer space.... 'o\~

~/o' His first officer is half Human and half Vulcan, with pointed ears and a Moe Howard hair-cut.... 'o\~

~/o' We all live on the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise ..... 'o\~

~/o' We all live on the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise, the star ship Enterprise.... 'o\~

 

[jgdst]

Construction worker: Shatner's heads? Shatner's heads don't arrive until Tuesday...

Amanda: Take a look at what I swiped for dinner...
Sarek: Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Do that thing you did in A Scanner, Darkly.

Chekov: You're... You're not Sulu.
Incredibly Hot Chick: No.
Chekov: That means I'm in command... ALL HANDS: PREPARE TO PAINT A ZERO ON THE HULL!

Scotty: You're wondering if I'm going to be as annoying as I appeared in the trailer aren't you?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Meh, I can live with it."

 

[jgdst]

The night before Kirk was found welded to the deflector dish...

Kirk: Why would you not build it from the ground up? I- I don't understand. You've got holes in the saucer. Your barely legal imported workforce keep falling to their deaths... I'm - I'm sorry, I'm not paying for this. It's a liability.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "If you're wondering where Admiral Archer's dog went, just ask Sulu."

Sulu: "Oh my."

 

[Mr_Splotch]

These pictures below aren't part of the caption contest, but I'll post them here anyway:

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