Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[Samurai8472]

Kirk: It's alright?

Penis- It's alright!

 

[Franklin]

McCoy (after an awkward silence that is broken by Sulu snickering): Godammit, Sulu! You put a whoopie cushion on the captain's chair, didn't you? What's wrong with you, man! This isn't the time. These practial jokes have got to end!

 

[Rat Boy]

House: "I'm pretty sure it isn't lupus this time."

It was all Chris Pine could do to remain awake after shooting the Burger King commercial ran long.

 

[Samurai8472]

McCoy- these barcode scanner lights are blinking out of sequence

Kirk- Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with,Scooty. I mean, up here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Doctor House is NOT going to be happy when I tell him I need maternity leave..."

George Samuel Kirk.

Officer.

Gentleman.

Hero.




JACKASS prank victim.

KIRK:"Has my buffalo shot ALWAYS been this impressive?

Nice."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My dear little boy...


Why...


Why are there three 6's on his head?!?"

 

[S'kai]

Hilton security was occupied elsewhere when they were supposed to do a final safety check before the kitchen of Star Trek:The Experience was demolished.

 

[cooleddie74]

"HI!

I'm George Kirk...

and this is the ROMULAN TIME-TRAVEL ATTACK PRANK!"

 

[John Picard]

Why has no one Photochopped Darth Vader, from The Empire Strikes Back, in the command chair? You guys are letting me down! I'd do it, but I don't have the software.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"What the hell's wrong with Jim, Sulu?

He's been staring at the deckplates and crying for an hour."

SULU:"He just realized he can't get a refund on those boots, Doctor."

 

[M'Sharak]

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Kirk: Wood. I was expecting something more, you know, Danish modern.
McCoy: With time, Jim, with time.

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN those budget electrical contractors!!!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

A mod desperatley tries to maintain order on the Enterprise forum, circa 2001.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worst Bachelorette Party ever.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Things were going good for george until Nero used the mega thread bomb.

 

[Hedbergian]

Starfleet lesson #247: Record long, clear voice authorizations for self-destruct sequence. Don't mumble.

Captain: DESTROY THAT SHIP!!
Computer: Self-destruct sequence initiated.
Captain: THAT SHIP!! NOT THIS SHIP!!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Emperor Kirk:Ah yes, you wan't your lightsaber, the weapon of Jedi, go ahead boy, take it!

 

[Classic Fan]

Int: Bridge, 1st day of command celebrations:

Kirk: "Thanks for the UGG boots, Hikaru, theyre amazing. They match my eyeliner"
McCoy: "WHAT!? Thought we agreed on compatible accesories for the bridge? I got him this 17" MacBook Pro with iPod dock, iPhoto and iLife and iStarship Log. Its compatible with all major systems and comes with 200 spacebucks of iTunes vouchers. And it matches the bridge."
Sulu: "I kinda liked the boots. I have a pair of my own, theyre a...."
McCoy: "Enough..."

 

[John Picard]

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another typical day in the Trek BBS goes horribly askew.