Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[John Picard]

George Kirk's Captain had a ship he loved to fly
Stole the keys one night and took it for a ride
Turned up the music just as loud as it could go
Blew out the speakers in Kelvin's radio...*


*From the song Shak'n, by Eddie Money

 

[Rat Boy]

It wasn't the explosions that George Kirk minded, it was the fact that his taser was pointed at his crotch.

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet one more senseless victim of aluminum foil in the microwave...

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA KIRK:"TWO?!?

He has two of 'em???"

KIRK:"This ISN'T the toi...








UH-oh."

 

[Outpost4]

"I can't drive 55!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Well someones gotta wake him up before Pike gets back.

 

[cooleddie74]

MACGRUBER !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Nope.

This isn't going to work.

Where's the beer can holder and WiFi interface I asked for?"

 

[M'Sharak]

McCOY: Hey, Sulu! I think you left the damned turn signal on again!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Ya mind takin' off your snow boots when you're indoors, Jim?

You're trackin' slush all over the place."

 

[cooleddie74]

"At least I saved money on our disaster insurance by switching to GEICO!!!"

 

[Samurai8472]

GOONIES!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMMIT...If we're all gonna die, nobody's gonna keep me from putting my feet in the chair!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"He has his father's eyes...

And...for some reason...the milkman's dick."

 

[Samurai8472]

"You'll become a great man who will form life long friendships.........and then die unceremoniously on some rock planet.

 

[cooleddie74]

"He reminds me so much of his illegitimate bastard brother...how adorable!"

 

[Civil Shadow]

House: So the spawn's head isn't pointed and you still squeezed it out of your cooch? Does Chase like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

 

[Cky]

Doctor: It's a girl!!!
Kirks Mum: We have a beautiful baby girl!!
Doctor: Wait a minute, is that a penis?
Kirks Mum: It is! It's a tiny schmeckle! *wiggles little finger*

After watching the birth of his lesser endoued son, Kirk Sr attempts to wear a skin tight cat suit to show off his package. Unfortunetly for him, not only did it apparently cripple him, but it didn't show off his package.

Kirk: *looking down* "My schmeckle HAS got bigger you know...
Sulu: I'll bet!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Wood. I was expecting something more, you know, Danish modern.
McCoy: With time, Jim, with time.

 

[Cky]

Like father like son, when theres a small explosion in the background, both will jump out of their chairs in a dramatic pose, hoping a camera is trained on them.