Trek XI Caption Contest #13: The Conversationalist

[cooleddie74]

"Is release day here yet, sir?

I'm THIS dirty THIS early. I have no hope of staying minty-fresh until May!"

 

[Civil Shadow]

Out-Of-It Kirk: I can't believe I kissed you, man.
Leather Kirk: If this is your lifelong ambition, I'm driving another vintage car into a quarry. Sans life-saving jump.

 

[cooleddie74]

DRUNKEN KIRK:"Whoa, dude...

Either you have HUGE lips, or I just Frenched your butt."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You want my earrings to get even BIGGER?

What kind of jobs do the comm officers on these new ships have to DO?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Why are you talking to me, man?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: "Contest's over, white boy.

Either buy me a damn drink...or get outta my grill."

 

[Shatmandu]

Pine: "J.J. may look like a rabbi, but if you screw up a take, he has a grip hold your arms while he kicks your face in."

 

[cooleddie74]

"One of these days I'm gonna learn how to eat E.L. Fudges the proper way, sir. I promise!"

 

[M'Sharak]

The new contest is up, so closing this one.