Trek XI Caption Contest #13: The Conversationalist

[Classic Fan]

Being recruited by the captain of the USS Enterprise while drunk in a bar - $ 508.45 + damages.





Wrecking a vintage Corvette when your 13, and having said captain bring it up 10 years later - $12 422 781.01



Saying 'Why are you talkin' to me, man' in a Trek movie - $723.10 + damages to some Trek fans mental health.








Farting while drunk and kinda diggin' the smell...

PRICELESS.





For everything else theres Master-of-the-universe Card.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is the LAST time I let a Rigellian or anyone else trick me into getting a Cleveland Steamer..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No. Sorry. I've never been on MAD TV. Why do you ask?"

 

[Aragorn]

Before: "Why are you talking to me, man?"

After rabid psycho fanboys got ahold of it: "Why are't thou speaking to me while I am in an intoxicated state of mind and clearly incapable of carrying on a coherent and cohesive dialog with a fellow human being?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk:... talking to me, man?
Pike: Cut the DeNiro, Jimmy boy. That impression went out of fashion a century ago.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn that Brodie Bruce and his chocolate-covered pretzel trick..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You want me to be the new Destiny's Child?

For REAL?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shameless self-promotion time:

How Rat Boy looked after finishing his last story.

 

[John Picard]

I don't have a caption. I just wanted to sidetrack this thread for a moment to remark that Zoe is effing HAWT.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't go in there.

TLS threads are hell."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You want to buy me a drink?

Ten credits.

Wanna stand there and gawk at me for nothing at all?

TWENTY."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Another week?"

Pike: "Well, there is another trailer coming."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: "Another week?"

Pike: "Well, there is another trailer coming."

Kirk: But... but... we have a new logo too.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"For the last time, no I don't want any god-forsaken death sticks."

"Lt. Uhura, huh? Well, as a command-level trainee, I hereby order you to take down this log entry. In my pants."

 

[Aragorn]

Plumster, after walking down a dark alley that just happened to have The Wormhole, Captain Robert April, MattJC, xortex and BigC standing around.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Dude, I don't swing that way. Besides, you ain't got green skin or pointy ears.

 

[data65]

Kirk: "Thanks Chris! Good call on the Preperation H by the way!
Pike: "So how was it? Did you feel like you were part of something special?"
Kirk: "Absolutely! I mean ofcourse I was a little afraid, it being my first time and all, but after the pain faded I really started to enjoy it. Oh God that stuff is really soothing!"

Uhura: "I guess I'll try it."
Kirk: "Do or do not!There is no try!"
Uhura: "You want the impossible!"
Kirk: "Judge me by my size do you?"
Uhura: " No ofcourse not."
Kirk: "And well you should not!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm not sure who sucker punched me, sir...but...they were short. Almost elf-like. And they said something about shoving their cookies up my ass before running off to their tree."

UHURA:"No, thanks. I don't date men who will one day grow enormous paunches, start to overact and lose their hair."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great. And this was my last clean Beefy-Tee before laundry day."

 

[Woulfe]

Kirk: "Another week?"

Pike: "Well, there is another trailer coming."

Kirk: But... but... we have a new logo too.

Pine : That's not a logo.... It's a font.... And it's the same one.... From the 1960's.....