Trek XI Caption Contest #13: The Conversationalist

[Vassa]

Uhura: You actually used it!?
Kirk: Yeah! Worked like a charm. So, uhm, what exactly did I tell her?
Uhura: "Your Father said yes, we can get married next week."
Kirk: oof

Kirk: Well Sir, can't we just call it an error in translation and move on?

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk: I have a motorcycle parked outside...do you wanna go for a ride?

Uhura: Meh. Motorcycles don't impress me. What really turns me on are classic cars. I'd do anything for a ride in an old Corvette...anything.

Kirk: D'oh!

 

[Woulfe]

Pine: If you close your eyes and listen very carefully, you can almost hear the beautiful sound of the hard-core fans crying.

Bruce : So what's it sound like ?

Pine : It's as if a million voices cried out, then were suddenly silenced.

Bruce : Man, J.J. is a hard core Star Wars Fan isn't he ?

 

[M'Sharak]

"No shit - 'Siberious'?! I gotta tell my roomie that one!"

 

[Alrik]

Uhura: "50 bucks, hot shot??? That wouldn't get you a kiss on the cheek."

Kirk: "...then I told her the cheek isn't what I had in mind."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Think THIS is buff? You should see me when a dude in a rubber lizard costume tears a big-ass hole in it!!"

"No...I'm NOT going to sing for the new President and First Lady of the Federation, thank you very much."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bar fights I can handle.

Getting my ass saved by a guy who's going to end up a drooling vegetable in an electronic wheelchair? Tougher to deal with."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Me. Join Star Fleet. Right. That's about as likely to happen as me becoming Captain of YOUR ship."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My apologies, sir.

I usually don't speak to senior officers right after scarfing down a plate of Double Stufs."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You BEST get outta my grill, white boy, before I send you back to that little Iowa town you keep blabbin' about in a pine box!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Price you name. Money I got.

 

[Lashmore]

"I'm just gonna go to my happy place... *closes eyes* la-la-la...lalalala...tra-lalala...lalala...lalala....mmmmmmm"

~When will he realise every chick just smiles politely when they don't really care?~

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bootylicious?

Never heard that term before, sir. Does it have a special meaning?"

PIKE:"That does it, son.

If you're ever gonna serve on a Federation starship you're gonna have to learn how to eat pudding the right way first."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"My apologies, sir.

I had the DQ banana split...and they ran out of napkins on the tables."

 

[Alrik]

"Look slick, you'd be smilin' too if you looked this hot."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Well, well, Mister James Kirk...

Guess I did go and save the best for last."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pine wonders what else the fans will bitch about when the third trailer drops in two weeks.

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[Woulfe]

Pine wonders what else the fans will bitch about when the third trailer drops in two weeks.

Bruce : What WON'T they bitch about is what I want to know....