Trek XI Caption Contest #11: Making Faces

[cooleddie74]

QUINTO:"You were great in the X-MEN movies."

PINE:"Yeah...and THE PIANO, too!"

PAQUIN:"Give it up, boys. I stopped fucking Trek geeks after the chlamydia incident at the 2003 Comic-Con."[/B]

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: My 2:30 appointment is here. I'll see you later.

KIRK: I thought you said they pulled your license.

MCCOY: The patient doing a strip tease in my dorm room doesn't know that.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Dammit, Jim...I'm a premature ejaculator...not a sex stud!"

 

[BriGuy]

"Kirk, Captain James T."

"Stop it or I'll eat your brain."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Pine: I'm prettier.
Quinto: No, I'm prettier.

Quinto: Chris and I have a favored nations contract like Shatner-Nimoy, which means whatever he gets, I get too.
Pine: He likes sloppy seconds.

 

[FabiusMaximus]

"Awww, hell no... don't call me no Big Willy!"

McCoy: "Fo Shizzle!"

Pine: "I love smelling my own farts"

Quinto: (thinking) I love smelling your farts too.

Pine: "You did? Last night? With this one?"

Quinto: "Yeah, well, like they say, you don't fuck the face."

 

[Civil Shadow]

INVISIBLE TOOTHBRUSH

Miscellaneous Nerd: Spock shorter than Kirk? This movie sucks!

Pine: I've got my eyes on security, Z. Once I give the signal, knock her out cold, take that Globe and run!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Thankyou...thankyouverymuch,

That was my Elvis. Next I'm gonna do Belushi... I got a million of them.


KIRK: Kill me now

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Beyond Thunderdome?

Nobody ever really gets BEYOND Thunderdome."

"Hey...Jim.

Check it out.

It's my Bugs Bunny impression. Whaddya think?





Meh.

Me neither."

PINE:"Shatner loves me more than Nimoy loves you."

QUINTO:"Drunken anal sex on the set of a PRICELINE commercial doesn't count, Chris."

PAQUIN:"I'd like to thank the Foreign Press for the award...and for allowing me to give geeks still living in their parents' basements yet another orgasm with this photo!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Next time you're about to fire off some knuckle children... ya mind pointing it the other way, Jim! Damn thing could've taken out my eye!

Quinto: Mind if I borrow that? I have a place where I'd like to shove it.
Pine: You'll never let go what I did to you on set will ya?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Another week of this?"

McCoy: "Hey, man; this is my only shot in the trailer. I got get all the face time I can get!"

 

[Civil Shadow]

Hey Sulu, suck on my Dragonballs!

(Note to self: I wonder how obvious it is how many years ago I last saw that show...)

 

[cooleddie74]

"If we're ever on a mission where I fall in love with a salt-sucking vampire monster?

Just be humane and kill me outright. No mercy."

QUINTO:"I sure hope that rancid fart came from YOU, Chris.

Or else I can never watch an X-MEN movie and masturbate to certain scenes ever again."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Take THAT...and tell that Pikachu asshole to eat power conduit and die while you're at it!"

 

[Woulfe]

Lame Hollywood Idea # 3,465.12

Live Action Dragon Brawl Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Civil Shadow]

Lame Hollywood Idea # 3,465.12

Live Action Dragon Brawl Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*cough, cough*

 

[Woulfe]

Lame Hollywood Idea # 3,465.12

Live Action Dragon Brawl Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*cough, cough*

I know that it's real, that's why I said that, I've know about it for quite a long time now, and I think it's lame for Hollywood to make it.

- W -
* sticks his tongue out *

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I'm the real McCoy, Jimmy Boy.
Kirk: Inbreeding...
McCoy: You've met my sister?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim!

I'm a Jonas Brother...not a doctor!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"HEY!

All I wanted to do was come up here and say you've got an AWESOME combat harness! Up yours, asshole!!"