Trek XI Caption Contest #11: Making Faces

[M'Sharak]

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Pine (thinking): Should I be worried that I'm standing next to the Hero that eats brains and the X-Men who drains the life out of people.

Paquin: "I also read minds on True Blood."

Pine (thinking): Crap.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I hear you swing my way, Mister Sulu!!!"

"This ship got a toilet? I'm backed up farther than the New Los Angeles freeway."

PINE:"You realize once they find out we're in the new TREK movie, I'll be the only one scoring tail, right?"

QUINTO:"Chris says you have a nice ass and wants to lick it like a lollipop all night."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sulu: Have at thee sir, for I am armed with IXalibur!

 

[cooleddie74]

'Shipper Dome

Two Trekkers enter...one Trekker leave.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why don't you just stick it up your ass, Jim.

I lost my razor halfway between Georgia and San Francisco. If you hate my stubble so much, shave it yourself!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: So I woke up from this week long long bender. My wife had left me, my kid hates me and my career was in shambles. I staggered into a Starfleet recruiting station and here I am!

KIRK (thinking):So you keep telling me whiskey breath. Christ, when do we freaking dock?

 

[Gertch]

MCCOY: So I woke up from this week long long bender. My wife had left me, my kid hates me and my career was in shambles. I staggered into a Starfleet recruiting station and here I am!

KIRK (thinking):So you keep telling me whiskey breath. Christ, when do we freaking dock?

Pike (reading thoughts obviously): "In a few minutes. And stop calling me that here."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Who's idea was it to have communal toilets?"

Everybody else: "Chekov."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Because nude jumping jacks tell a lot, medically. And because I fuggin' say so."

 

[Nowhere Man]

" It puts the lotion on it's skin, else it get's the hose agian. "

 

[Nowhere Man]

Black Guy:" Where's Captian Sparow?"

 

[Piper]

Karl Urban's Evil Elvis impression impressed no one.

The solution to this week's Spot the Difference competition are:

1. On the left, he is wearing a bow tie, on the right a normal tie.
2. On the left his hands are behind his back, on the right you can see them.
3. On the left his jacket is closed, on the left it is open
4. On the left he has shaved, on the right he has not.
5. On the left he does not have a handkerchief, on the right he does.
6. The man on the left is Chris Pine, the man on the right is Zachary Quinto

Did you get them all?

Anna Paquin was determined to keep smiling for the cameras, even when Quinto and Pine simultaneously practised the Vulcan Neck Pinch on her behind.

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUINTO: Did you have the spinach?

PAQUIN: yes. Why?

QUINTO: No reason.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
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[Nowhere Man]

Kirk:"Here's one, I get more tang than an astronought"
Mcoy:"You are an astronought!"

Kirk:" You think Sulu's gay?"
Mcoy:" What!?!"

 

[Civil Shadow]

McCoy: Stop staring - she could break out into a nude fan-dance at any time!
Kirk: And that's a bad thing why?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "You now see why I got into medicine?"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Nice club, Jimmy Boy. Are they all nude or do the girls keep their bottoms on?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: She was a what?! Damnit, Jim, don't you ever bother checking under the hood before you jump into bed with those green-skinned whores!


Later, at another Shore Leave on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet...

McCoy: Damnit, Jim, that's not a woman... that's a man, baby! Yeah!
Kirk: All right, all right. One little mistake...
McCoy: From what you said, it was hardly little.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Jim!

I'm a doctor, not Charlie Callas!!"