Trek Lit Limericks

[Mistral]

When Chakotay saw Seven in lace
He asked why she covered her face,

(What?!?!?! What did you think I was going to say? )

 

[PaulSimpson]

When Chakotay saw Seven in lace
He asked why she covered her face,
She replied with a scowl

 

[William Leisner]

When Chakotay saw Seven in lace
He asked why she covered her face,
She replied with a scowl,
"So my Borg implants now'll

 

[TGTheodore]

When Chakotay saw Seven in lace
He asked why she covered her face,
She replied with a scowl,
"So my Borg implants now'll
Melt the lace on my face in its place."


At a swim party Odo exclaimed,

 

[PaulSimpson]

At a swim party Odo exclaimed,
"Every swimmer bar Quark must be blamed

 

[MMCL]

At a swim party Odo exclaimed,
"Every swimmer bar Quark must be blamed
for making strange bubbles

 

[TGTheodore]

At a swim party Odo exclaimed,
"Every swimmer bar Quark must be blamed
for making strange bubbles
Line Two gave us troubles
'Cause its syntax was really quite maimed.


At a holodeck square dance Worf said,

 

[MMCL]

At a holodeck square dance Worf said,
"I'm not gonna dance, don't ask... or you're dead"

 

[LightningStorm]

At a holodeck square dance Worf said,
"I'm not gonna dance, don't ask... or you're dead"
But Picard insisted

 

[William Leisner]

At a holodeck square dance Worf said,
"I'm not gonna dance, don't ask... or you're dead"
But Picard insisted
So the Klingon's hips twisted

 

[MMCL]

At a holodeck square dance Worf said,
"I'm not gonna dance, don't ask... or you're dead"
But Picard insisted
So the Klingon's hips twisted
And Picard took him off to his bed

 

[LightningStorm]

so, to start a new one (and make it an arc)

The Worf/Picard affair made Beverly jealous

 

[MMCL]

The Worf/Picard affair made Beverly jealous
She'd get her revenge, or so she would tell us,

 

[JAG]

The Worf/Picard affair made Beverly jealous
She'd get her revenge, or so she would tell us,
With hypo in hand,

 

[PaulSimpson]

The Worf/Picard affair made Beverly jealous
She'd get her revenge, or so she would tell us,
With hypo in hand
She summoned her band

 

[TGTheodore]

The Worf/Picard affair made Beverly jealous
She'd get her revenge, or so she would tell us,
With hypo in hand
She summoned her band
And sedated the amorous fellas.



While building a ship at Planitia

 

[JustKate]

I am completely hampered by the fact that I can't remember how to pronounce Planitia! I'll stand aside until somebody gives me another line or some other hint. I don't mind a slant rhyme, but a non-rhyme just wouldn't be right.

 

[captcalhoun]

plan-ee-shah

 

[JustKate]

Thanks, Captcalhoun.

While building a ship at Planitia
The chief engineer said, "Well, sheesh, ya
Ought to have known
That warp core's on loan

 

[jezor]

While building a ship at Planitia
The chief engineer said, "Well, sheesh, ya
Ought to have known
That warp core's on loan
To a girl named Knight-Pulliam, that's Keshia!


There was an Izarian named Garth