When caught with a nubile young yeoman,
Kirk worried it was a bad omen.
Kirk worried it was a bad omen.
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When caught with a nubile young yeoman,
Kirk worried it was a bad omen
His hand on her hip
(While locked lip to lip)
Stayed in place instead of went roamin'.
When Odo changed into a chalice
Kirk worried it was a bad omen
His hand on her hip
(While locked lip to lip)
Stayed in place instead of went roamin'.
When Odo changed into a chalice
When Odo changed into a chalice
his motivations were filled with malice.
his motivations were filled with malice.
When Odo changed into a chalice
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
When Odo changed into a chalice
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
Made him pop his cork
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
Made him pop his cork
When Odo changed into a chalice
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
Made him pop his cork
And morph straightaway into Alice
The engineer often laments
his motivations were filled with malice.
His lunchtime with Quark
Made him pop his cork
And morph straightaway into Alice
The engineer often laments
A gender-switched Trill had a date,
But a bad hair day made her late.
Yet her attractive spots--
And oh, she had lots--
Netted her a cross-dressing mate.
But a bad hair day made her late.
Yet her attractive spots--
And oh, she had lots--
Netted her a cross-dressing mate.
When Worf took a spin in a shuttle
When Worf took a spin in a shuttle
His universe change was most subtle
Away went the ridges,
He looked like Lloyd Bridges!
Though Jeff and Beau offered rebuttal.
A Horta and tribble once courted
His universe change was most subtle
Away went the ridges,
He looked like Lloyd Bridges!
Though Jeff and Beau offered rebuttal.
A Horta and tribble once courted
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That's why you get the big bucks!
Thanks! (Sometimes they write themselves).
On the other hand ...
A Horta and tribble once courted
On the other hand ...
A Horta and tribble once courted
