Trek Lit Limericks

[William Leisner]

A Horta and tribble once courted
"A scandal!" F.N.S. reported

 

[JustKate]

Ooh, I was fiddling aroudn with "reported," too. I like yours better, though.

A Horta and tribble once courted
"A scandal!" F.N.S. reported
They met on the sly

 

[David Mack]

A Horta and tribble once courted
"A scandal!" F.N.S. reported
They met on the sly
Then the fur did fry

 

[David R. George III]

A Horta and tribble once courted.
"A scandal!" F.N.S. reported.
They met on the sly,
Then the fur did fry:
Their dating had to be aborted.

 

[TGTheodore]

When a trip to the past went awry

 

[PaulSimpson]

When a trip to the past went awry
"That damned Captain Kirk" came the cry

 

[William Leisner]

When a trip to the past went awry
"That damned Captain Kirk" came the cry.
"His temporal meddling

 

[Mysterio]

When a trip to the past went awry
"That damned Captain Kirk" came the cry.
"His temporal meddling
resulted in propulsion by peddling

 

[TGTheodore]

When a trip to the past went awry
"That damned Captain Kirk" came the cry.
"His temporal meddling
resulted in propulsion by peddling
And hamsters replaced Scotty! Why?!?!


When Q lost his powers one day

 

[LightningStorm]

When Q lost his powers one day
Picard cheered, "Hip-hip-hooray"

 

[PaulSimpson]

When Q lost his powers one day
Picard cheered, "Hip-hip-hooray"
With a sad lack of rancor

 

[Mysterio]

When Q lost his powers one day
Picard cheered, "Hip-hip-hooray"
With a sad lack of rancor
His ego just shrank more

 

[jezor]

When Q lost his powers one day
Picard cheered, "Hip-hip-hooray"
With a sad lack of rancor
His ego just shrank more
'Til Corbin returned them. Oy vey!



Old Galileo Galilee
Exclaimed, "Look what they've named for me!"


{ProfJonathan}

 

[PaulSimpson]

Old Galileo Galilee
Exclaimed, "Look what they've named for me!"
A shuttlecraft sweet

 

[David Mack]

Old Galileo Galilee
Exclaimed, "Look what they've named for me!"
A shuttlecraft sweet
So sleek and so fleet

 

[William Leisner]

Old Galileo Galilee
Exclaimed, "Look what they've named for me!"
A shuttlecraft sweet
So sleek and so fleet
Boy, now ain't the Pontiff sorry!"


On a stool in Quark's bar, Morn did sit

 

[Rat Boy]

On a stool in Quark's bar, Morn did sit

Fear of the Dominion gave him a fit

 

[MMCL]

On a stool in Quark's bar, Morn did sit
Fear of the Dominion gave him a fit
He soiled his pants

 

[TGTheodore]

On a stool in Quark's bar, Morn did sit
Fear of the Dominion gave him a fit
He soiled his pants
And ignored others' rants
And stayed put where he just took a sh*t.


When Chakotay saw Seven in lace

 

[LightningStorm]

On a stool in Quark's bar, Morn did sit
Fear of the Dominion gave him a fit
He soiled his pants
And ignored others' rants
And regaled them with dry wit.

edit: d'oh... too late

I even avoided the obvious this time.