Trek Lit Limericks

[TGTheodore]

While warping along through a system

 

[David Mack]

While warping along through a system
I drank some beers, then pissed 'em

 

[David R. George III]

While warping along through a system
I drank some beers, then pissed 'em.
Golden-hued going in,
Exited persimmon,
Thanks to my Andorian biochem.

 

[PaulSimpson]

While warping along through a system
I drank some beers, then pissed 'em.
Golden-hued going in,
It came out persimmon,
Thanks to my Andorian biochem.

Thank you for that mental image as I start the day!!

 

[JustKate]

Euw! but also

I really want to make an Apocolypse Now "God, how I love the ___(fill in the blank)___ in the morning!") reference, but I've decided I just can't make myself fill in that blank. My mother raised me to be a lady, you know. True, not all the lessons took, but enough took that...no, I just won't fill in the blank. I won't I won't I won't!

So speaking of ladies, what about a nice traditional start to a limerick, though I'm pretty sure I can depend on this group to make sure it doesn't stay traditional:

There was a young lady from Breen

 

[MMCL]

There was a young lady from Breen
whose bits were never... well... clean

 

[LightningStorm]

There was a young lady from Breen
whose bits were never... well... clean
She stunk to high heaven

 

[Terengo]

There was a young lady from Breen
whose bits were never... well... clean
She stunk to high heaven
(her dial turned to eleven)

 

[Mysterio]

There was a young lady from Breen
whose bits were never... well... clean
She stunk to high heaven
(her dial turned to eleven)
Said she "If I were Orion at least they'd be green"

 

[TGTheodore]

Must be Friday ...

While stranded and waiting for Worf
Rom and Leeta were chased a by dwarf

 

[Terengo]

While stranded and waiting for Worf
Rom and Leeta were chased a by dwarf
Who had gingivitis

 

[jezor]

While stranded and waiting for Worf
Rom and Leeta were chased a by dwarf
Who had gingivitis
And danced like St. Vitus
And just like a changeling could morph.



When Spock dumped the shuttlecraft's fuel...

 

[Trent Roman]

When Spock dumped the shuttlecraft's fuel...
The crew was forced on a diet of gruel

 

[LightningStorm]

When Spock dumped the shuttlecraft's fuel...
The crew was forced on a diet of gruel
They hated him for it,

 

[Mysterio]

When Spock dumped the shuttlecraft's fuel...
The crew was forced on a diet of gruel
They hated him for it,
For they all did abhor it
Saying this tastes like a bucket of stool.

 

[TGTheodore]

When Data was once playing Holmes

 

[William Leisner]

When Data was once playing Holmes
London was suddenly filled with gnomes

 

[JustKate]

When Data was once playing Holmes
London was suddenly filled with gnomes
Moriorty was thrilled

 

[MMCL]

When Data was once playing Holmes
London was suddenly filled with gnomes
Moriorty was thrilled
Data was killed

 

[PaulSimpson]

When Data was once playing Holmes
London was suddenly filled with gnomes
Moriorty was thrilled
Data was killed
And spawned numerous new TrekLit tomes

When caught with a nubile young yeoman