Trek Lit Limericks

[Therin of Andor]

One day, Vice-Admiral Nechayev
Said to Doctor Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,
Do I look sick to you?
Like I've got the flu?"
"Indeed, like a shuttle that won't rev."

 

[Andy Mangels]

On Titan, a Pak’shree named K'chak'!'op

 

[PaulSimpson]

On Titan, a Pak’shree named K'chak'!'op
Was mistakenly fed with some swill slop

 

[MMCL]

On Titan, a Pak’shree named K'chak'!'op
Was mistakenly fed with some swill slop
Her face turned green

 

[Rat Boy]

On Titan, a Pak’shree named K'chak'!'op
Was mistakenly fed with some swill slop
Her face turned green

She felt as cold as a Breen

 

[DS9Continuing]

On Titan, a Pak’shree named K'chak'!'op
Was mistakenly fed with some swill slop
Her face turned green
She felt as cold as a Breen
Till her mandibles wouldn't stroke, only pop

 

[PaulSimpson]

A bored TrekLit writer named Ted

 

[Trent Roman]

A bored TrekLit writer named Ted
Could not drag himself out of bed

 

[TGTheodore]

A bored TrekLit writer named Ted
Could not drag himself out of bed
So he stayed there a year
With just pretzels and beer

 

[Rat Boy]

A Caeliar named Inyx

 

[MMCL]

A bored TrekLit writer named Ted
Could not drag himself out of bed
So he stayed there a year
With just pretzels and beer
Boy! Was his palm sore and red...

 

[Kolrad]

There once was a Caeliar named Inyx
Whose race strove to prevent all conflicts
They were so pacifistic
They drove people ballistic
I think I'd prefer death by pinpricks

 

[David Mack]

^ The first limerick inspired by my trilogy! Nice work.

 

[Kolrad]

Thanks for writing it, David! I've finished the first two and can't wait to buy the third!

(At first, I was trying to see if I could do something with "Caeliar" working as a singular, plural, or adjective, as they seem to like to point out-- that would take care of lines 1, 2, and 5!)

 

[TGTheodore]

A particular writer named Dayton

 

[PaulSimpson]

A particular writer named Dayton
Learned late in the day that his fate on

 

[William Leisner]

A particular writer named Dayton
Learned late in the day that his fate on
this world would come soon,

 

[PaulSimpson]

A particular writer named Dayton
Learned late in the day that his fate on
this world would come soon,
So he flew to the moon

 

[TGTheodore]

A particular writer named Dayton
Learned late in the day that his fate on
this world would come soon,
So he flew to the moon
Where his editor still had been waitin'.


A scribe with the nickname of Bubba

 

[LightningStorm]

A scribe with the nickname of Bubba
No relation to chewing gum, Hubba