A cunning Ferengi named Brunt
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt.
He went back in time,
Committed a crime,
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt.
He went back in time,
Committed a crime,
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A cunning Ferengi named Brunt
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt.
He went back in time,
Committed a crime,
And returned a well-temporaled runt..
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt.
He went back in time,
Committed a crime,
And returned a well-temporaled runt..
A tasty young R.N. named Chapel
Drawled a south Texas gourmand named Losher,
"I don't care if this gagh isn't kosher.
Tho' it wriggles and squirms
Like them Regulan worms,
It goes great on barbecue fo'sure."
"I don't care if this gagh isn't kosher.
Tho' it wriggles and squirms
Like them Regulan worms,
It goes great on barbecue fo'sure."
A tasty young R.N. named Chapel
Did amazing things with an apple
Did amazing things with an apple
A half-Vulcan she did lust for
A tasty young R.N. named Chapel
Did amazing things with an apple
A half-Vulcan she did lust for
Fondled her bust more
And went back to his quarters to grapple
EDIT: Suppose I should start the next one...
A vedek while cleaning an Orb
Did amazing things with an apple
A half-Vulcan she did lust for
Fondled her bust more
And went back to his quarters to grapple
EDIT: Suppose I should start the next one...
A vedek while cleaning an Orb
A vedek while cleaning an Orb
Got some vibes he began to absorb
Got some vibes he began to absorb
A vedek while cleaning an Orb
Got some vibes he began to absorb
He turned and he twisted
Got some vibes he began to absorb
He turned and he twisted
A vedek while cleaning an Orb
Got some vibes he began to absorb
He turned and he twisted
his eyes glazed and misted
And then he passed out in a forb.
(Of COURSE I had to google that. Words that rhyme with orb and absorb don't grow on every bush, ya know. The only fairly normal word I could think of was adsorb, not a very good rhyme. Forbs are, according to Wiki, herbaceous flowering plants that are not graminoids. And graminoids are grasses, sedges and rushes. So I worked for this one. I couldn't tell from my hasty Wiki perusal if forbs are bushes...but if they are, I guess a rhyme for orb grows on at least one bush.)
Got some vibes he began to absorb
He turned and he twisted
his eyes glazed and misted
And then he passed out in a forb.
(Of COURSE I had to google that. Words that rhyme with orb and absorb don't grow on every bush, ya know. The only fairly normal word I could think of was adsorb, not a very good rhyme. Forbs are, according to Wiki, herbaceous flowering plants that are not graminoids. And graminoids are grasses, sedges and rushes. So I worked for this one. I couldn't tell from my hasty Wiki perusal if forbs are bushes...but if they are, I guess a rhyme for orb grows on at least one bush.)
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Was it a stygian forb?
A bumbling old mother Horta
A bumbling old mother Horta
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
A bumbling old mother Horta
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
A bumbling old mother Horta
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
Up a very big
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
Up a very big
A bumbling old mother Horta
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
Up a very big
bulb. Was it big? Only sorta.
By the way, this one is for TGTheodore for the Geordi scheme
One day, Vice Admiral Nechayev
Got a contract from a scheming Vorta
He asked her to dig
Up a very big
bulb. Was it big? Only sorta.
By the way, this one is for TGTheodore for the Geordi scheme
One day, Vice Admiral Nechayev
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One day, Vice Admiral Nechayev
Said to Doc Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,...
Said to Doc Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,...
One day, Vice-Admiral Nechayev
Said to Doctor Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,
Do I look sick to you?
Said to Doctor Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,
Do I look sick to you?
One day, Vice-Admiral Nechayev
Said to Doctor Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,
Do I look sick to you?
Like I've got the flu?
Said to Doctor Crusher, "So, hey, Bev,
Do I look sick to you?
Like I've got the flu?
