There once was a doctor who could dance
Her movements put her fans in a trance
She went with a man from Paris
He thought her an heiress
Alas, her credentials had been enhanced
meter still a little off
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There once was a doctor who could dance
Her movements put her fans in a trance
She went with a man from Paris
He thought her an heiress
Alas, her credentials had been enhanced
meter still a little off
A starfleet ensign from Nantucket
set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
He played with his flute
A Starfleet ensign from Nantucket
Set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
He played with his flute
And earned himself a ducat
Set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
He played with his flute
And earned himself a ducat
Hey, now. I had to deal with "Chekov" and "Asimov." 
^ Yeah! I mean, I didn't even have profanity to fall back on if all else failed! 
A Starfleet ensign from Nantucket
Set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
He played with his flute
Though instead of blowing, he would suck it.
(Because I have slightly less self-restraint than Dave Mack.)
Set forth to Risa in a bucket
When called to salute
He played with his flute
Though instead of blowing, he would suck it.
(Because I have slightly less self-restraint than Dave Mack.)
A cranky retired old Bolien
A cranky retired old Bolien
Once made a bet with a Tholian
Once made a bet with a Tholian
A cranky retired old Bolien
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
A cranky retired old Bolian
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
I can find a tabard
(I realize it doesn't scan perfectly but I checked the rhyming dictionaries and there were no perfect rhymes for vanguard
)
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
I can find a tabard
(I realize it doesn't scan perfectly but I checked the rhyming dictionaries and there were no perfect rhymes for vanguard
)
A cranky retired old Bolian
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
Fear makes a man hard
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
Fear makes a man hard
A cranky retired old Bolian
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
Fear makes a man hard
So no bunks, no nothing, to go lie* in
(*pronounce with a Geordie accent and you'll be fine
)
Once made a bet with a Tholian
He said that on Vanguard
Fear makes a man hard
So no bunks, no nothing, to go lie* in
(*pronounce with a Geordie accent and you'll be fine
)
A cunning Ferengi named Brunt
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt
Rigged his ship with an EPS shunt
