TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[Santa Kang]

SCOTTY: You won the Mr Engineering contest twenty years ago. Don't you think its time to "retire" the sash?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura (in bg): You better not be dreaming about that honky ass, again, mister!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Maybe Vulcan does have a moon."

Scotty: "Nice to meet you. <pulls Marvick close, hushes tone> Word to the wise: dun't drop the soap on this shipload of buggerin' fops, Lad."

Spock, wistful: "To not want to bite it ... would be illogical."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Spock! What do you think you're doing!

Spock: I believe the term is "busting a nut" Captain.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^ I actually just now noticed the fuzzed out split dick.

Nicely done.

Joe,

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY: "Nice to meet ya."

"It's been a long tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime...."

"...you're just as logical...as you used to be!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Hullo, great to meet you. <squints close> Y'know, I believe I fooked your sister in Glasgow one night."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Welcome back, Governor Sanford. How was your trip?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY:"Ahhhh, so YOU'RE Larry Marvick!

Studied your designs at the Academy...and when I was banging your daughter!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock, singing: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

 

[Shatmandu]

Marvick: "Ah, Mister Scott. I hear you're also a drug pusher ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "My vacation? I went hiking, in the Appalachians."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Ahhhhh. Memories.


Memories of spring break at the Academy. And T'Pring's secret photo album."

 

[Smiley]

This caption contest has gone into some unexpected places. I love the Conway Twitty and country music material. Spock's rendition of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" is delightful.

 

[Captain Crow]

Marvick: You've got some grip Mr. Scott.

Scotty: It comes from years of masturbating.

 

[Jptrekker]

Conway Twitty: Hello Darlin'
Grignak: To the waiting room, welcome.

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "It's not the handshake... It's the kissing with tongues that freaks me out."
Spock: "Freemasonry is not logical."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Conway Twitty: Sonuvabitch, what in the hell kind of Green Room is this?
Grignak: Room this is. Green is not.

 

[Shatmandu]

Conway Twitty: "Folks, either this here critter talks funny or Billy-Doug spiked my Brylcream again."
Grignak: "Do you, a little dab will."

Marvick: "I'm looking forward to the Waiting Room."
Scotty: "Big Conway Twitty fan?"
Marvick: "No. Grignak and I dated in college, and speaking is not the only thing he does backward."

 

[Rat Boy]

Twitty: "Good God, who the hell was sitting here last?!"

Grignak: "Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy."