TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[SantaEddie74]

"Ohhhhhhhh-OH-OH-OH...

Bitter dregs...

Let me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eeee restate that...

BITTER DREGS."

"Blue Warp Nacelles has gotten to HOW MANY PAGES?!!?"

SCOTTY:"Montgomery Scott...chief engineer! I saw your sex tape on YouTube...bloody good stuff!!"

She couldn't believe he was gone.

Her hairbun had never actually killed a man before.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Bil-bo...

BIL-BO BAGGINS...

Gayest little hobbit in the land!!!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Nimoy: They're going to let Shatner direct!?!

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "But Vulcan has no fjords ..."

Nimoy learns to always knock before entering Gene's office.

Scotty: "You've never tried to plumb the innards of two willin' yeoman on a Starfleet regulation bed, have ye, Mister Expert Design Master? It's a chore, ye narrow-hipped little sausage-sniffer."

Jones: "Dirty goddamned yellow Vulcans!"
Kirk, hocking loogie: "Space is for WHITES!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Vulcan gets destroyed by a bald Romulan with head tattoos?!?

HUH?!?!?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Laddie, by chance do yah know what a stinky palm is?

 

[Shatmandu]

Marvick: "I'm not familiar with ... upskirt photos, was it? <Scotty nods excitedly> But if time permits, sure, I'll take a look at your collection."
Kirk: "It's part of the tour."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: So you're the lad who designed the ample nacelles? You do fine work. Fine work indeed.

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY:"Aye, lad...would ye care for a chocolate covered pretzel?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Marvick: "My quarters, Captain? I'd like to wash up after touching this man."

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY:"I had a jumpsuit like that once, lad...mind you, I was a chronic alcoholic with gay tendencies at the time."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"What would I do for a Klondike bar?

What WOULDN'T I do?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: The bridge is alive with the sound of MUSIC!!!!

Moments later...

Spock: I've been shot! In the back! (collapses)

Dr. Jones: I had to. I just had to. If he sang one more song... I was just going to have to... I'll kill him you know. I'll kill him.

 

[SantaEddie74]

MIRANDA:"NO!!!! HE CAN'T DIE!!!!

He still owes me next week's Powerball numbers!!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Sandwiches!"​

 

[LNJM906]

SEX MAKES BABIES???

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock takes satisfaction in knowing his IQ is higher than Miley Cyrus'...

...but apparently not Paris Hilton's.

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Medical emergency! I've caught myself in my pants zipper!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, thinking: "My internal sensors said that was a fart. My internal sensors were wrong."

 

[Santa Kang]

Hiya, folks.

Another great round come and gone. The regulars were terrific, and I very much enjoyed the new blood. Please keep coming back. (And a note to any lurkers: give it a shot. S'fun.)

Here are this week's bits:

And an easy one:

Joe, shook

I just watched this episode last night.