TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Any man who can design an engine room to look like a brewery is certainly a friend of mine!

 

[Jptrekker]

Conway Twitty looked on in disgust as he realized that he was about to be given a life sentence in the caption contest waiting room next to Grignak and Cloud William

 

[Jptrekker]

The lurkers, they're just watching me instead of captioning me. Help.

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Jon and Kate are divorcing.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: Jon and Kate are divorcing.

Spock: "Imagine the friggin' child support ... The guy's going to be eating tuna fish from a can for the next 16 years."

 

[Shatmandu]

Conway Twitty looked on in disgust as he realized that he was about to be given a life sentence in the caption contest waiting room next to Grignak and Cloud William

Conway: "I see any more photoshoppin' of my head onto other folks's bodies, I'll let my sideburns do the talkin', if you know what I mean."

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock witnesses the horror of "Two Girls, One Cup".

 

[Shatmandu]

Conway, singing lightly: "You were intruders ... We destroyed invaders ..."

Marvick: "Speaking as an engineer, your hair style is impossible, mathematically."

 

[Rat Boy]

Conway: "What the hell? I need the money."

 

[Captain Crow]

Conway, sinigng: All your base belong to us...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Conway: This universal translator is doing nothing to make these Hew Haw jokes any funnier.

 

[milo bloom]

The lurkers, they're just watching me instead of captioning me. Help.

Fine then: "My mother did what with ping-pong balls?"



milo bloom, de-lurking

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^^

There we go! We got one! Nice work, Milo.

I've got thirty quatloos and a Conway Twitty bobblehead for the next lurker who chimes in.

Conway, singing: "Hello, darlin', nice to see ya. It's been a looong tiiiime ..."
Universal Translator: "Greetings, former lover I abused and shit upon. It is pleasant to view you again. Much time has passed ..."

Conway, sniffing: "Damned Gorn scratched his ass wi' this thang."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock, singing: Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh! I just fucked Uhura, quite a lotta!

She is very entertaining, and thanks to me now her Va-Jay-Jay is a paining!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "My mother often speaks of an ancestor on our human side who was a famous singer. I shall use ships' computers to look him up ..."

Conway Grayson Twitty: "I put the 'honky' in honky-tonk."

 

[Alrik]

SCOTTY: "I'm very impressed. Ye whispered sumpin int'a Miss Uhura's ear, then ye were gone fer an hour with 'er. How'd ye do that?"

SPOCK: "Indeed."

 

[NovusInceptum]

I...I just feel so ALIVE after that trip to Mr. Sulu's quarters!

ROBAU!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kirk: What the hell? I only get ONE PICTURE in this contest?!
McCoy: Yeah, and the last one.
Kirk: The hell with this, I quit...

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Jesus, Spock! Put that thing away before you poke someone's eye out!"

 

[Shatmandu]

SCOTTY: "I'm very impressed. Ye whispered sumpin int'a Miss Uhura's ear, then ye were gone fer an hour with 'er. How'd ye do that?"
SPOCK: "Indeed."

Marvick: "Crystal Meth is your friend, buddy."