TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "Captain, I understand now. 'Plop-plop, fizz-fizz.' A relief indeed.

Kirk: "Brown alert! Cleaning crew to the bridge!"

Uhura discovers Spock's Vulcan inner-scrotum.

Scotty: "If you think looking at that will make you crazy, wait'll you see my stash of Cardassian tranny porn!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Once every seven years? Yeah, right."

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Spock! Dream about squeezing butt cheeks together and beating off on your own time!

 

[Triskelion]

Conway: Thank you, thank you, I just got back from Q'onos, where I headbutted my way to stardom. This one goes out to a little lady I left behind on that Klingon world...."Q'pla, darlin, HaStamo' QongvIp puqpu'....'"
Kirk: Is that Klingon?
Chekov: No sir, it's Jack Daniels.
Buck Owens: Ha ha ha. And now here's Minny Pearl.

I just got that. Ensign Phil McKraken. No wonder he wasn't in the crew manifest.

Lens flare...superfluous eyelids helpless...can't...see....

Well Minnie's been workin' over since Mickey died.
Not to worry, Scotty, we've brought a replacement hamster.

 

[Captain Crow]

Conway, singing: Star Tracking across da universe. On da starship Enterprise unda cap'n Kirk.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ahhhhhh, yes...I see now, Captain!

This whole 'silent but deadly' concept is now VERY clear to me while in this body!!"

"Why didn't you WARN me humanoid gas smelled THIS bad?!"

MARVICK:"You must be Engineer Scott?"

SCOTTY:"Call me Scotty. All the other lads in tight jumpsuits with kissable lips do."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hello, Vulcan...

it's nice to see ya...

it's been a LONG TIIIIIIME since I sucked ya...into a wormhole..."

 

[M'Sharak]

♪♫ You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio?
Well, I spent a week there, one day.
They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes:
go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise. ♪♫
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Or...

♪♫ When the work's all done and the scan is set on low
I pull out my "fiddle" and I rosin up the bow
But the bridge crew's asleep, so I keep it kinda low
I'm Spock, I'm a Vulcan boy! ♪♫​

 

[cooleddie74]

LIVE FROM RED ROCKS

Leonard Nimoy sings the songs of his Velour Plastered Youth!



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[Deranged Nasat]

The Epiphany:

And suddenly, it was all so clear to Spock. Rebooted franchise, fresh new actor- Spock sexy again!
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[cooleddie74]

"Suddenly it all becomes clear...

Humanity has such potential...

Love is the most wonderful emotion...

Gallagher never WAS funny!"
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[Shatmandu]

Conway Twitty looked on in disgust as he realized that he was about to be given a life sentence in the caption contest waiting room next to Grignak and Cloud William

Twitty: "That Grignak feller used to sell me home-made quaaludes back in the old days. Whatever he cut it with the last time made me sprout titties."
<Takes a pull from a Marlboro unfiltered.>
Twitty: "When I commence to this waiting room of yours, I'm'a have Billy-Doug and The Half Breed from my crew beat his ass. Just warnin' you folks in charge, y'hear?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Conway Twitty holds out hope he can get into Rat Boy's new fan fic series alongside Grignak and Gertch.

 

[battrekker]

Spock, after his first his of LDS (random thoughts):
"Wow, I just realized that the pattern of the lights in the bridge add up to 2112.
This LDS plus prog rock is the bomb!
I shall think of a new name I shall be called after! What would it be?
Damn, I want some damn Cheetos!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Oh, I don't go for all that IDIC stuff like Spock here. I'm more comfortable when it's just white people, like ye and me."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Scotty: "I see you're no fan of primary colors. Ye'd not be one o' them 'Next Generation' pansies, would ye?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Ah yes, one of the few positive things that Earth gave to the universe, and I must admit that Lieutenant Uhura is one of the better proponents of the the two goes into one technique required for Vulcans...

... What do you mean she's behind me? Then who's...?"

Spock: "Sulu!?!?!"

Kirk: "It's not the handshake... It's the kissing with tongues that freaks me out."
Spock: "Freemasonry is not logical."

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: Nice to meet ya, ya fay poncin' fairy twat-gob.
Marvick: Back at ya, ya knob-polishing donut-puncher.
Spock: Not logical.
Kirk: Indeed.
Spock: Mr Scott prefers to eat donuts.

Ha ha ha. Do what now?

And now for a little Foggy Mountain Breakdown.