TOS Caption Contest #94 - Best of Show

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Ever been to Paris before, Spock?
Spock: Never, Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tonight on THE MUPPET SHOW...

Full Frontal Alien Nudity...with special guest John Denver!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Mr. Scott, you misunderstood me. Last night in the bar, I didn't say I was on the hunt for some fresh puppy.

 

[Triskelion]

Sir, I dunna believe it's the crew's job to carry around yer space poodle.

Thanks for coming at the last minute, Sulu. Scot had to pull a new shift in waste extraction.

Our pleasure, sir, isn't it snuggywumpkins?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I want more than just a frog in her throat."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Lemme guess...

something on THIS thing ended up backwards when it was beamed down, too?"

SULU:"Sir...do you ever feel...you know, like...

like you've been flipped?"

 

[cooleddie74]

The deleted scenes from THE MUPPETS TAKE STARFLEET were not only the best...but the hottest.

 

[Sir Rhosis]

KIRK: Odd... my wrist just suddenly went limp.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Someone...anyone...

can you help me find my shirt patch? Starfleet makes us all pay for lost accoutrements, you know."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great, Scotty.

You found the one canine in the whole quadrant who looks like an Allmann Brother. How does that help US?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: "It was the dog sir."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Lieutenant, somehow we've been reversed. Tha...that means you're now straight and I...I...I am wearing a shirt with very frilly cuffs.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Great Scott!"
Spock: "This is heavy!"
Scott: "Will you two wiseguys cut that out!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Garth: "This green is easy."

Kirk: "... But Scotty, that's not a puppet ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "That little shit ran off with my emblem!"

Kirk: "And you wanted to go to Sizzler."

 

[Triskelion]

So you say he keeps humping you Sir? You want me to neuter him?

No Mr Scott, I want you to trim his nails.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Aye, he got into Uhura's beehive-o-matic."

 

[Shatmandu]

The results of California allowing gay marriage in 2008:

Kirk: "... written your own vows?"
Scotty: "Aye. Lass, it started as an infatuation, but my love for ye has grown hotter than an anti-matter pile ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

The results of California allowing gay marriage in 2008:

Kirk: "... written your own vows?"
Scotty: "Aye. Lass, it started as an infatuation, but my love for ye has grown hotter than an anti-matter pile ..."

Kirk (log entry): "When a man of Scotty's years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is suddenly revealed. His heart once throbbed to the sound of the ship's engines; now, all he can see is...a dog?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I don't think it is a good idea telling her the mythical Snuffalupaguss is in your trousers, Captain ..."