TOS Caption Contest #94 - Best of Show

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Lose the beehive, honey, and we'll talk."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"A dust storm of some kind is moving in...fast.

You can tell from the way the backdrop and the overhead lights are shaking."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Report Mr. Spock.
Spock: Captain, after extensive research and training Mr. Scott and I have discovered that you can actually teach an old dog new tricks.

Spock: Captain, I believe the proper phrase is "Check please." Not "Check me out."

 

[cooleddie74]

None of the senior staff wanted to be the first to change THAT paper.

MARTA:"...I can also do a fascinating trick with human ping-pong balls."

 

[M'Sharak]

Garth: "Ever seen the movie Teeth, Captain?"
Kirk: "Why no..."
Marta: "Good..."

Ouch!

 

[cooleddie74]

GARTH:"Remember, Captain...don't touch.

That's what fifty extra credits, the secret handshake and the Champagne Room are for."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: No Scotty, to properly play fetch you throw the Ball.

Shatner: I love this job!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You'll have to explain to me how the dog tricked you into getting into the box while it escaped down the corridor."
Scotty: "I dunno!"

Kirk, to girl: "TO THE SHATPOLE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"This contest endin' anytime soon, Captain?

I need to take the wee lad out for walkies...and he's about to drop a neutronium BRICK."