TOS Caption Contest #66 - One Note Jokes

[Gertch]

Spock: "Jim! Calm down. You're besides youself. Next you'll lose your, oooooh, marbles."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"And the Lord Carl Spock sadith onto them: yay for I have a forked penis; and, thee bitches bring me my stash."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

This deleted scene from The Alternative Factor showed up on the web. Producers had to scrap the scene after it was filmed because no one noticed the stage hand in the middle of the frame until post production, and by then it was too late to reshoot.

 

[SciFi75]

Two man enter. One toupee leaves.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock would never have admitted it to anyone, but his R/C
Fighting Kirks were more fun than a barrel of mugatus.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk was ready to rumble.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Cutest of Borg said:

Kirk: "He is death! Anti-life! He means to destroy, and he has a better hair piece!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can you imagine? Just think of it. At one another's toupees...for all of eternity. Until time itself stopped. Can you IMAGINE?"

"But...the Hair Club for Men is safe. For us. And the other universe."

"But what of the Kirks? WHAT of the Kirks..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and on the third day, the afro was formed out of the red dust of Vulcan...and some of the leftover stash someone from another planet just left behind...and Carl saw that it was groovy...and toked up. And then he slept for the rest of the seven days and forgot from whence he came."

 

[Outpost4]

Everyone hoped TOS-R would add the ring, jeering crowd and corner men that were meant to be blue screened in but never were.

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Shatner dramatic pauses*)"There...can BE...only...






ONE!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Quick question: did Joe use this picture for a caption contest? I started out thinking he didn't use it but the more I stare at the pic, the more familiar it becomes. Now I can't tell at all. I don't want to reuse a recently used picture.

If you've got a caption for this pic, save it. Don't post it here. You might see this screen cap again real soon.

 

[Rat Boy]

DrunkenSanta violently tries to prevent anyone from captioning the new pic.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks, nimrod. So did he use the pic or not?

 

[Gertch]

I don't believe he did. But there have been so many suggestive ones... and so little time...

 

[Rat Boy]

Not that I know of, but I've only been at this racket for a year or so.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks, guys. That's good enough for me.

There are no known pictures of Spock in his larva stage.

 

[M'Sharak]

DrunkenSanta said:
Quick question: did Joe use this picture for a caption contest? I started out thinking he didn't use it but the more I stare at the pic, the more familiar it becomes. Now I can't tell at all. I don't want to reuse a recently used picture.

If you've got a caption for this pic, save it. Don't post it here. You might see this screen cap again real soon.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/spockshock.jpg

I'm pretty sure he didn't, though you may be thinking of the Kirk/Spock Photoshop of the bath scene from Spartacus, which did get a certain amount of mileage out of a similar pose.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks, M'Sharak.

Despite appearances, this wasn't Spock but his cousin, L'Phin.

 

[Mallory]

DrunkenSanta said:
Quick question: did Joe use this picture for a caption contest?

FWIW, I don't remember seeing this one either.