TOS Caption Contest #66 - One Note Jokes

[Outpost4]

Spock cringed at pictures from his Black Sabbath phase.

 

[The Old Mixer]

It's been revealed--Kirk and Evil Kirk are LOVERS. Brought to you by Quizno's...M-m-m-m-m, toasty!

 

[scottydog]

Napoleon Dynamite is a trek fan.

 

[Gertch]

Getting him to stand like that was always the toughest part about cooking the delicious Haggal.

 

[CaptainJon]

Spock: I don't have time to play "Choose the Kirk".

or

Nimoy discovered more proof that Shatner really was in love with himself.

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

The Old Mixer said:

It's been revealed--Kirk and Evil Kirk are LOVERS. Brought to you by Quizno's...M-m-m-m-m, toasty!

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

2 Haggai 24:1-2:

¹ Straight through. Rock 'n roll! ² Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!!!

 

[Tim]

Thanks for the win!

...thy rod and thy staff they comfort me...

SPOCK (sotto): Double dumb-ass the both of you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DrunkenSanta said:
Nerys Myk, is that a picture of John Lennon in your av?

Yes it is. Lennon is always my av this time of year.

 

[Alyssa]

Spock was shocked to find out that his ancsester had made first contact with earth even before Carbon Creek
Spock: Up yours T'Pol hehehe!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Spock! Aren't you going to put a stop to this?"

Spock: "Just let them have at it. They'll tire out eventually."

 

[Outpost4]

It was a fight to the death - James T. versus James R. You know who won.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "It is said that pimpin' ain't easy."

 

[Kegek]

And so Spock descended from the mountains of V'osh, unto the plains of Ammon-Vul, and he said unto the people from the fields of Kun-durash even unto the quarries of Kal-jaelon: "Lo, and hold thee fast to the principles of logic. Forsaketh not the strictures of reasoned discourse. This is the word of Spock." And all those who listened, found it fascinating anon.

There are those who consider doppelgangers a disturbing, existentialist challenge. And there are those who just beat the crap out of them.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Odd. Here on page 809 it says 'Jebus.' Never noticed that 'til now."

SPOCK:"Dammit, will one of you please lose your SHIRT?!?"

 

[Outpost4]

It gets ugly when the Doublemint Twins run low on gum.

 

[Outpost4]

The working title for This Side of Paradise was Paradise Lost.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I can't believe I kissed you."

Garth: "Must have been your life-long ambition."

 

[Sisu]

In Neelix's 23rd Century Floor Show, the Delaney sisters portrayed th 12 classic James Kirk versus James Kirk moments from StarFleet History Class....

 

[archeryguy1701]

Even after civilization fell and record-keeping was once again returned to books, history refused to forget the day Spock finally participated in the annual ship Toga party.

--or, along the same lines--

Kirk was correct in assuming Hell would freeze over before Spock came to the Toga party.