Higgins, I told you I'm on a case, and I don't have time to be in Robin Masters Star Trek fan film, now are you going to give me the keys to the Farrari or not?
TOS Caption Contest #58 - Smug Mug edition
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Higgins, I told you I'm on a case, and I don't have time to be in Robin Masters Star Trek fan film, now are you going to give me the keys to the Farrari or not?
SHATNER:"Wait...I...I thought we were shooting a laxative commercial in costume."
Nobody on the bridge ever had the courage to tell Nurse Chapel that eating asparagus and beans was a bad idea.
The crew had mixed reactions when they heard of Shatmandu's fate.
The Squire of Gothos said:
The crew had mixed reactions when they heard of Shatmandu's fate.
I'm starting to miss Carl Spock.
Nimoy: Shatner i swear to god if you carry on wining about not been cast in the new movie i am going to kick your spoilt brat little ass
Shatner: Little, do you have any idea how much work i did to get gloots like these..... you'd think the least they would do is let me show them off in oh say a new movie..
POW WACK KABANG
Nimoy: I tried to warn you!
*Meanwhile, back in the year 1973...*
Shatner: "Don't give me that self-righteous crap. We need money to put food on the table and this is the only paying acting job we could get."
Nimoy: "Fine, let's just get this over with."
Marker guy: "'Sex Trek: The Next Penetration,' Scene 8, Take 2."
Director: "Action!"
Shatner: "So, Mr. Spank. I've heard you and Dr. Boner have been getting along well."
Shatner: "Don't give me that self-righteous crap. We need money to put food on the table and this is the only paying acting job we could get."
Nimoy: "Fine, let's just get this over with."
Marker guy: "'Sex Trek: The Next Penetration,' Scene 8, Take 2."
Director: "Action!"
Shatner: "So, Mr. Spank. I've heard you and Dr. Boner have been getting along well."
And so shooting on the very special episode about Kirk and Spock's secret gay tryst commenced.
McCOY:"I don't know WHICH one of you just let that one fly...but for the love of all that's sacred, guys, can't you wait until you get back to your quarters? Sheeeesh."
Even Spock has bad days
Spock: RTHHTRRHHRHHHPPPHPBRPBTBP!
Kirk: Jesus Christ Spock, did you have to do that... it smells awful like that Vulcan soup shit ya like.
Chapel <vibrating sound in background and Chapel whimpering under breath> Ah Ah AH AHHH! Oh Spoooocccck Do me, take me nooow.
McCoy: Do you hear something whirring?
Spock: No doctor.
<off camera> Kirk: Been at the sarian brandy again?
Uhura: Sounds remotely familiar sir.
Spock <thinking> Maaan I shouldn't have had all that booze... Man what a night... Last time I go out and be illogical with the Captain.
Kirk: Be quiet Spock, your mindmeld is making my head hurt.
Noone knew that Majel was holding a pocket vibrator in her hand between takes, to relieve herself of the lust over Spock.
*Somewhere in the 31st Century*
Melllvar: "Places everyone, places! We're doing this again!"
Shatner: "God, how long is that gas blob going to keep...hey, who the hell are you and how did you get on this planet?"
Scruffy: "Name's Scruffy. I'm the janitor."
Kirk: "Hey, a quarter!"
