TOS Caption Contest #58 - Smug Mug edition

[NathanielM]

Chapel is subjected to the Vulcan Orgasm Meld without making a sound, and cremes her panties...

Spock: Hellloooooooooooooo Nuuuurse!

 

[NathanielM]

NathanielM said:

Mccoy: Do they say all Vulcans are gifted?

Chapel <begins fingering herself as she is reminded in Spock's Cabin

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OH ITS TWUE! ITS TWWWWUE!

Spock: "aw maaan, damn it I heard that Nurse and I got such a woody!"

 

[Angel4576]

Outpost4 said:

Spock: Look, no hands......da daaaaaaaa.

 

[NathanielM]

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Spock: Yadda Yadda Yadda SHWIIIING!
Mccoy: Excellent Call.
Spock: Indeed.

Chapel: Oh god this dildo harness feels sooo good.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

When tensions were running high on the set of Star trek, the Tension cutting board was brought into play.

Spock was always a little bit annoyed that Chapel was always allowed to wear her big pink fluffy slippers when on the bridge at a meetings.

 

[Outpost4]

Jimmy Doohan worked the clapper until one terrible day...

 

[Hambone]

Chapel: Mmmm, pie.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Did it just get warm in here?"

 

[scottydog]

Sulu: "Continue to look away. The Vulcan prostate is hard to find."

 

[Rat Boy]

Director Balok's Puppet: "Your motivation is that you're horny."

Shatner: "Done!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER:"How much longer 'til we wrap for lunch, guys? My hair is getting hungry."

CHAPEL:"Ahhhhhhh-h-h-h-h-h-h.

THAT was a good one."

McCOY:"What?

Oh, for the love of...dammit, Christine!!"

 

[scottydog]

Director Balok's Puppet: "YOU HAVE THREE TAKES."

 

[cooleddie74]

And so the long, painful wait for De Kelley to return from his midday diarrhea attack ended.

 

[MANT!]

McCoy thinking "move it just a little more..Yes!! THIRD BASE!! it's only a matter of time now.."

 

[Outpost4]

The only woman more radiant than a bride is a pregnant bride.

 

[Outpost4]

Shatner: A wig? I have a hairpiece. You wear a wig.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER:"Hey, Leonard...I'm going to use that improvised line I told you about. The one where I mention anal seepage and Alpha Centauri."

Nurse Chapel was seemingly the only member of the Enterprise crew aware of First Officer Spock's brand new KICK ME sign.

 

[Rat Boy]

Director Balok's Puppet: "Actually, I've always wanted to do work behind the camera. The acting bit only paid the bills."

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: Zachary Quinto has Sylar's Army. What do you have? Spock's Flock?

 

[The Tone]

Spock: "Captain, you can get up from the floor now."

Chapel: "NO. He can stay."