TOS Caption Contest #46: Russian Green

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, I can't hear you now. <slap> No, I don't know where you'll be when your diaharea will strike. <slap> No, I don't care that you saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. <slap> No, . . ."

 

[Outpost4]

footage from the lost episode, The Fight Club

 

[Shatmandu]

Crewman: "<cough-cough> When's Scotty back from vacation again? <cough-cough> . . ."

 

[BriGuy]

The gaseous anomaly made history by becoming a member of the crew, but after-shift gatherings in his quarters always ended badly.

 

[SPOCKED]

Return To Woodstock frequently wreaked havoc in the Holodeck.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatmandu said:The two melded, and now Carl Spock is a funky undercover pimp who shows up in just about every contest, even in the Voyager and Next Generation sections.

His compatriots are Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lenny McCoy, The Real Slim Scotty, Whiskey Lips Sulu, Miss Cleopatra Uhura, and Bad Bad Leroy Chekov.

Joe, completely unfunky in all forms

This is now Caption Contest Canon, we should ask a mod to pin it to the top of the forum.

After meeting ensign Leonidas, Kirk decided to stop beating the crew when drunk.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandu said:
His compatriots are Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lenny McCoy, The Real Slim Scotty, Whiskey Lips Sulu, Miss Cleopatra Uhura, and Bad Bad Leroy Chekov.

Joe, completely unfunky in all forms

Just for reference:

Diamond Jim

The Reverend Doctor and Slim Scotty

Whiskey Lips

Cleopatra and Carl


And oddly enough, we never did one with Leroy, so...

Diamond Jim: "You call that a pimp slap? Now this is a pimp slap!"

 

[Outpost4]

Diamond Jim always got the first dance with Leroy.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Rat Boy said:Just for reference:

Diamond Jim

Nice work, I never noticed Carl reflected in the glasses before :thumbsup:

 

[Rat Boy]

The Squire of Gothos said:

Rat Boy said:Just for reference:

Diamond Jim

Nice work, I never noticed Carl reflected in the glasses before :thumbsup:

Can't take credit for it. It was Nerys Myk's work. The rest of us just ran with it.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Touch my best bag of stash again, commie, and you're DEAD."

 

[cooleddie74]

EMERGENCY COMMSYSTEM SPEAKERS:"All hands to battlestations. The Methane Creature of Epsilon Rectus IX has boarded the ship. Light all matches at once and proceed to your assigned destinations and stations."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Rat Boy said:

The Squire of Gothos said:

Rat Boy said:Just for reference:

Diamond Jim

Nice work, I never noticed Carl reflected in the glasses before :thumbsup:

Can't take credit for it. It was Nerys Myk's work. The rest of us just ran with it.

With no sign of a finish line!

 

[Woulfe]

Nerys Myk said:

Rat Boy said:

The Squire of Gothos said:

Rat Boy said:Just for reference:

Diamond Jim

Nice work, I never noticed Carl reflected in the glasses before :thumbsup:

Can't take credit for it. It was Nerys Myk's work. The rest of us just ran with it.

With no sign of a finish line!

One heck of a long running gag

- W -
* So what do we call this alternate show, Pimp Trek ? *

 

[Outpost4]

^ Stud Trek

 

[Woulfe]

^ Star Trek & Hutch ! A Quinn / Martian Production !

Hey we're going w/ a 70's motif so why not ?

 

[Outpost4]

Featuring a red Galileo with a bitchin' white stripe.

 

[Woulfe]

Outpost4 said:
Featuring a red Galileo with a bitchin' white stripe.

I can dig it, man !

- W -
* A child of the 70's *

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Someone needs to photoshop Starsky into The Apple.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

And while we're pimping the starship, there has to be room on the roster for Huggy Bear M'Benga