TOS Caption Contest #46: Russian Green

[M'Sharak]

Kang (over comm): Everybody twist!

Outpost4 said:

It's nice to know that Blue Öyster Cult is still around in the 23nd century.

Fixed your umlauts.

 

[Plum]

^^^
Haahaaa.. fixed the umlauts. That's dedication man.

 

[Gecko of Gorn]

With all the technologies available throughout the span of the Federation and beyond, there was still no way to properly contain Scotty's "Bonnie Peatreek" final filtration process.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tharpdevenport said:

It was then Kirk realized Sulu had rubbed off on his crew.

THink about it. Or better yet, don't.

 

[Woulfe]

It was shortly after this that Paramount enforced a stricter drug policy for the Star Trek sets....

Kirk : We've * Smack * Got * Smack * To * Smack * Risk * Smack * Implosion....

Checkov : But dis isn't Naked Time.... And I'm not Spock....

- W -
* Be Werry Werry Quiet We'er Wooking Fa Nu-cu-wur Wessels *

 

[Classic Fan]

DrBob said:

"Steam Trek: The Next Perspiration"

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Before the holodeck was invented, the crew enjoyed a game called punch the Monkee.

There ya go. :thumbsup:

 

[Classic Fan]

Chekov: "NO! Put the hose back, sir, i cannot let you put havoline in a Fusion Car."

 

[Outpost4]

Captain's log, USS Marlboro. Today we suffered a major failure of life support...



(Joe - file name PanamaRedAlert? )

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Yeh. Liked that.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ladies and gents the comedy stylings of Crewmen Cheech and Chong.

Kirk: How many times to I have to tell you! Only I get to oogle hot alien women!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Only Sulu can have my sword!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk had to stop and take another look. Lt Sulu was right, in this light, the ensign's skin positively shone.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Without a single cut, copy and paste, Carl's prescence was felt.

 

[Shatmandu]

In an unfilmed adventure, the Star Trek crew encountered a perfect replica of Chuck Schumer, D-NY.

 

[Shatmandu]

Masters, stopping: "Best remove your hand, mutha-fucka."

 

[Gertch]

Even as they choked they wondered if anyone would succeed in making a Smilie Face in the warp core breach smoke.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "But all I said was, 'Nice sword, Sulu!'"

 

[Outpost4]

Once every seven years a Vucan farts.

 

[Hambone]

Outpost4 said:

Once every seven years a Vucan farts.

I know funny...and that there's funny.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks.

Fart jokes, dick jokes, Sulu's gay jokes...I've got 'em all!

Masters knew it had been a mistake to transfer onto the USS Hindenberg.