TOS Caption Contest #46: Russian Green

[Rat Boy]

Lieutenant: "You know, there's a good chance we won't make it out of this one alive. Maybe before we suffocate, we could..."

Ensign: "I wasn't buying that line when the Romulans attacked and I'm sure as hell not buying it now."

 

[Shatmandu]

Charlene, flashing gang signs as she breathes her last: "I ... keeps it reals ... WEST SIDE!! <falls>"

 

[cooleddie74]

MASTERS:"I knew I'd hate going to a David Blaine performance..."

 

[Noname Given]

Ensign Chong (From inside the room): "Dave? Dave's not here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Outpost4 said:
(Joe - file name PanamaRedAlert? )

Yeah, I liked that one, too.

Uhura's hair-straightening process causes a Yellow Alert.

 

[Rat Boy]

Lieutenant: "Can't breathe! Can't breathe!"

Carl Spock: "What the hell's their problem? Can't take a little smoke?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Everyone...RUN!!!

The ensign's human skull bong just blew up!!!"

 

[Ihlecreations]

This was the first and last time Great White was booked to play the Enterprise.

 

[Outpost4]

Masters: Damn! We just blew up any chance for continuity in this episode.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I said touché, not touch me!

 

[Gertch]

Kirk suddenly realized changing the ships Musak to Madonna songs was a mistake.

 

[Stag]

*cough cough* I am never going to Lt. Snoop's quarters again - fashizzle or no fashizzle *cough cough* Get me outta hear Tom!!

You Russian sunovabitch - NEVER make fun of my toupee with a haircut like yours! Not on my ship mister!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The two youg crew members where the first out of the 'Hot Box ' experiment with the new Romulan Skunk weed.
only to hear Lt Cheech yell "Pussies! chough, hack cough Heerre"

Kirk: "I'm gonna Bitch slap, that shit eating grin off your face Ensign Chekhov"

 

[Outpost4]

This caption is for M´Sharak:

Blue Öyster Cult smoked way too much pot
With an enterprising astronaut.
They should have feared The Reaper
'Cause some Oregon creeper
Burned the band right down to the umlaut.

 

[cooleddie74]

MASTERS:" 'I'm only going to light one little blunt' my ASS..."

"...and THAT'S for having such a stupid looking wig in your first few episodes...Bolshevik weirdo!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Bourbon and beans; a deadly combination."

 

[Shatmandu]

Balok Puppet: "<cough-cough> I'll see you home safe, baby . . ."

Balok Puppet: "Jim, I'm so fucking turned on right now, I can't tell you . . ."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit...and that was our LAST working fire extinguisher, too!!"

 

[The Tone]

Kirk: "Hold it Ensign... there's a giant hair growing out of that mole.... got it !!!!!!"

 

[The Tone]

When Jim Kirk met Helen Noel for the first time at the laboratory Christmas party, sparks flew. But then....