TOS Caption Contest #46: Russian Green

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. Rat Boy

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    Unfortunately, Paramount's efforts to secretly burn the last remaining copies of "Spock's Brain" hit a snag when someone forgot that the entire set of the Enterprise was made out of plywood.
     
  2. SciFi75

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    And who said that the Enterprise never had a muffler?
     
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  4. SciFi75

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    Among the long list of dark secrets on the Enterprise , the drunken engineer, the cross dressing helmsman, or the emotionally erratic science officer ready to snap behind his emotionless facade was also Captain Kirk's merciless beatings that were required for all new crew members.
     
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    Chekov finds out that having a little captain in him isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
     
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    Mister Spock had been right about two things.

    The bong would create an unprecedented amount of smoke.

    And it would be the best shit they'd ever toked.
     
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    Earlier that day...
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    Some time later...
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    KIRK: You did what to my meth lab?!
     
  10. DrBob

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    Re: TOS Caption Contest #46: Russian Green *DELETED*

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  12. The Squire of Gothos

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    I don't know why, but I like the idea of Kirk with a meth lab :lol:

    Seems somehow fitting for Kirk somehow, Carl with his weed, Kirk with his crystals :devil:
     
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    Female Science officer: "...I guess Kirk really does smoke after sex."
    Lt: "Woooah, i though that was only legend among Starfleets top brass."
     
  14. Shatmandu

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    I see J. T. Kirk as a freelance Roofie salesman, too.

    Joe, in your drink
     
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    *COUGH! HACK!* "Well, that does it! I'm officially filing a complaint with Captain Kirk! Hopefully he'll ban any future Mr. Scott's Chili Con Carnivals!" *WHEEZE! COUGH!*
     
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    ...and thus began the worst case of collective munchies in the entire history of Starfleet.


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    "Dammit, Pavel...the blunt smoke from the engineering deck is driving me nuts!!!

    WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE FUNYUNS AND BROWNIES?!?!?"
     
  17. Ziz

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    Ok, not to interrupt the thread, but I gotta ask...

    What's with this "Carl Spock" stuff? I get the Balok head swap thing...it's just a simple photo edit...but this Carl Spock stuff seems to have a whole other personality to it. Is it some pop-culture reference I'm not familiar with or just an in-joke among these caption threads that took on a life of its own?
     
  18. Adagio

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    It started in a TOS Caption Contest a while ago (I think it was earlier this year) and it caught on. I neat accident. Kinda like post-its.
     
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    "Dammit... Mr.Chekov! I... intend... to win... theCaptainMorganPoseOff! You... will... takemypicture! That... is... an... ORDER... mister!"
     
  20. Shatmandu

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    You've got it. Like Adagio said, it started with this:

    And then Nerys Myk put the funky in with:

    The two melded, and now Carl Spock is a funky undercover pimp who shows up in just about every contest, even in the Voyager and Next Generation sections.

    His compatriots are Diamond Jim Kirk, The Reverend Doctor Lenny McCoy, The Real Slim Scotty, Whiskey Lips Sulu, Miss Cleopatra Uhura, and Bad Bad Leroy Chekov.

    Joe, completely unfunky in all forms
     
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