Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #307: April Fools!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone!

We are having a week long April Fools contest!

I'll start a new contest next weekend, with the winners from #306 and 307!

Let's caption a show that made Star Trek possible, "I Love Lucy!"

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Driving all the way from New York to California, in an era before iPhones and tablets...

Supervisor: Start sending the Vitameatavegamin flavored chocolates!

Lucy: I thought I was getting the Scotch Vitameatavegamin!

Fred: Tell the building manager to turn off the water!

Ricky: You ARE the building manager!

Desi: How much money did you put into this new Star Trek show?!

 

[Leviathan]

COOLANT LEAK! (Somewhere, LaForge is rolling under a door)

 

[Leviathan]

Oh sure, the "Galileo Seven" are happy now but when Latimer is killed by that spear and they are unable to lift off they're gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

 

[RColtrane]

I have never watched I love Lucy, and therefore I cannot participate in this contest. Like Bones would say... "This is a Star Trek forum dammit!!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Lucy: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Desi: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
All: Thunderbolts of lightning, very very frightening me!

 

[Nerys Myk]

FRED: What happen to the rest of the car?
RICKY: Lucy parked it on the street last night.

 

[FormerLurker]

Aren't there five Beverly Hillbillies?

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!