TOS Caption Contest #263 "This is fun?"

[MANT!]

Well folks, here we are ready for another one..

may I present...

The Winnahs!!

Trelane: "'Bros before hoes'? Surely you jest, Captain!"

Spock: "That's it, I'm getting a #*!!$%*#!!@* Mac!!"

KIRK: I'd hit that.
SPOCK: Ahem. Mechanical.
KIRK: Your point?

Given the freedom of the animation format, Gene Roddenberry was finally able to depict hundreds of tribbles screwing.

Tribbles: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, trill, squeak, squeak, purrrrrr ..."

And..

Chopshop Winnah!

Kirk: "Is that a photo of your late brother?"

Trelane: "My Dear Captain Kirk, how did you ever guess?!?"

Kirk: "Call it a hunch."

Thanks a lot folks...

And now the next victims

 

[Nerys Myk]

RAND: Can I look now?

KIRK:Of course! You will see it is a masterpiece that captures your essence!

MCCOY: I told Jim that Spock shouldn't be in the landing party, but does he listen? No!!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Rand thinking: "Maybe hiding behind the Andorian erotica easel wasn't the best way to calm his libido."
Evil Kirk: "Golden boobs and antenna... mmm!"

Kirk: "I can't hear the sound of how awesome I am over the sound of how awesome the sound of how awesome I am is making you sound."

Kirk: "... so the Doctor says, 'I know your problem. Your too tense'..."
Miramanee: "Is this how you handle all first contact situations? Ridicule the local culture?"
Kirk: "I call it breaking the ice."

Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"
OS: "Let the buggering commence!"
McCoy: "You just had to ask!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Kirk: "Miramanee, I truly do want to honor your people's traditions on our wedding night. But, for the life of me, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with this thing."

 

[T'Girl]

Sulu: "Could this day get any worse?"

OS: "Let the buggering commence!"

Sulu: "Oh my."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Well, somebody's got to say it. Scotty, as an engineer, you truly are a miracle worker. But as a diplomat, you stink!"

 

[Maurice]

EVILKIRK: I don't know if it's art, but I like it!

SHATNER: <sniffing> Do I smell "ham"?
DIRECTOR: Cut!

KIRK: Hello. Where am I? I. Love. You
MIRAMANEE: You Sky Gods work fast, don'cha?

SCOTTY: So, I guess this our new stock in trade. <laughs> What? too soon?

 

[UFO]

Evil Kirk: Just a first draft? Just ... a first ... Draft?!!!

Rand (thinking): Everyone's a critic.

McCoy (OS): On the plus side, primitive medical procedures certainly seem to be very win, win.

McCoy: I believe Starfleet have decided to reinstate the 20th century concept of "team bonding" ...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Miramanee, what is this thing?"
Miramanee: "Oh, that! Don't concern yourself with that! That's something I shouldn't even need anymore now that we're married!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIROK: I'm not sure how this thing can test my manhood.

MIRAMANEE: I've a feeling we're working from two different definitions here.

 

[T'Girl]

Nona: "Oh baby, oh baby."

Kirk: "You know, not all species keep their genitals in the same place, and that's not my penis."

Nona: "That's okay, strictly speaking this isn't my 'arm' either."

Kirk: "Ewww."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Left shoulder. Gotta remember that. Get them to touch my left shoulder."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Blonde on the right: "I never noticed before, but my knees are pretty hot."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

McCoy: "Helluva time to get an itch."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Evil Kirk: "I can't help but notice you've painted a copy of 'Nude Descending a Captain'."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "This isn't what it looks like. In fact, I don't even know what the hell it looks like."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Miramanee: "If you are truly a god, Kirok, that is the worst toupee I have ever seen on a god."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Stop trying to hide behind that grotesque mishmash of colors!"
Rand: "Hey! I like my makeup!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"All right, Yeoman. Turn the picture to the right, 25 degrees. Computer, dim the lighting 10%. I don't care if it takes all day, I'm going to see this damn sail boat everybody keeps talking about."

 

[Cuhl]

Even asleep, James T. Kirk gets more action than you do.