TOS Caption Contest #262 .."Darn!"

[Jonas Grumby]

Flint: "You wanna talk about high-maintenance women, Captain? This one comes with an owner's manual and an oil change schedule!"

 

[T'Girl]

Flint: "You wanna talk about high-maintenance women, Captain? This one comes with an owner's manual and an oil change schedule!"

Kirk: "Ahh, so we didn't meet her initially because ... "

Rayna: "I was giving myself a lube job."

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Why so cranky?
TRELANE: I wish my brother George was here.

UHURA ON MONITOR: ♪ ♫ The moon's a window to heaven...♪ ♫
SPOCK: No! Star Trek V is illogical!

KIRK: I'd hit that.
SPOCK: Ahem. Mechanical.
KIRK: Your point?

CYRANO: Yes, this script does lay there lifeless as redshirt, doesn't it?

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

McCoy: "Boy, Jim, when you spill your guts you really spill your guts!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I have a odd feeling about this one, Captain.

KIRK: Relax Spock, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[Mistral]

Trelayne: "Well, yes, I am wearing ruffled cuffs. But she has a plunging neckline so in the greater scheme of things-I win."

 

[Mistral]

Cyrano: "So, even the ship of the great Captain Kirk gets space roaches!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Bad news Trelayne, you're being eliminated from "Project Runway".

TRELAYNE: What? Why?

KIRK: Look to your right.

 

[Mr Silver]

Even in the 23rd century, people still find it difficult to grasp correct Japanese etiquette.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: My dear Captain Koloth, your first infiltrator was discovered because of Tribbles, what made you think I'd be fooled this time?

Koloth: How did you discover my true identity?

Kirk: Next time, don't decorate your ancient Earth fantasy with Bat'leths.

TV Announcer: And now... Charo...

Kirk: So nice to meet you.

Flint: What about me?

Kirk: Spock, make it look like an accident.

Kirk: I'm glad you like my new shoes, Mister Jones. But if you could focus in, we have urgent business.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: My dear Captain Koloth, your first infiltrator was discovered because of Tribbles, what made you think I'd be fooled this time?

Koloth: How did you discover my true identity?

Kirk: What do you think her bra is padded with?

Koloth: I wondered about that noise.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: My dear Captain Koloth, your first infiltrator was discovered because of Tribbles, what made you think I'd be fooled this time?

Koloth: How did you discover my true identity?

The Tribble on Yeoman Ross's head begins squawking.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: My dear Captain Koloth, your first infiltrator was discovered because of Tribbles, what made you think I'd be fooled this time?

Koloth: How did you discover my true identity?

Kirk: Your doormat says "Long Live the Empire!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What the hell?????

TRELAYNE: I assure you, it's all the rage on Earth right now!

KIRK: You really got to adjust those scanners, Trelayne.

 

[Mr Silver]

Spock: "You should know that a man matching my description KO'd a man dressed like you way back in the late 20th century."

 

[UFO]

Yeoman Ross: Oooo. Rock me Amadeus!

 

[smalltalk66]

"And that's all for House Speaker Boehner's latest rant. Now, exclusive, two-hour coverage of Kim Kardashian's latest marriage to..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Frakking Carl Spock meme!!!!!

 

[Mr Silver]

Spock logs onto TrekBBS to find that there still wasn't any sign of TOS Caption Contest #263.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock logs onto TrekBBS to find that there still wasn't any sign of TOS Caption Contest #263.

Give the Mant a break, Spock ... family issues, you know.