TOS Caption Contest #262 .."Darn!"

[MANT!]

So..here are the

WINNAHS!!

ANDREA: Next to the door. A little to the left. A little more. Now up. Too much. Down. No, maybe a little to the right...
RUK: MAKE UP YOUR MIND OR HANG YOUR OWN ART!

Girl: "More wine, Captain?"
Kirk: "Um, sure. Now...what were we, uh, what were we talking about?"
Septimus: "Phasers, Captain. We were talking about how just a hundred or so of your phaser weapons could allow us to completely destroy the Empire."
Girl: "More wine, Captain?"

Kirk: "Riley?! Lt. Kevin Riley?!"
Riley: "It's Kathleen now."
Spock: "Fascinating..."

After half an hour Spock realized Uhura was asleep and had painted eyes on her eyelids.

And ..

Chopshop Winnah!!

Kirk: "Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched?"

Septimus: "Yes, all the time....in widescreen, high-definition, with surround-sound!"

And now for the next..

Brutality will be rewarded!

Enjoy!

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Cyrano: "Well, it wasn't me. I'm wearing Depends."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Announcer: "Because of the following special program, Star Trek will not be seen tonight."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Flint: "Captain, you really don't know how to dress for an orgy."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Trelane, we Earthers are not as luxury-minded as you Gothosians."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock: "That's it, I'm getting a #*!!$%*#!!@* Mac!!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Cyrano: "Your reputation isn't the only thing that precedes you, Captain."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Trelane: "I'll fight you for her, Captain. Shall we say, sideburns at ten paces? But I warn you, pointy is no match for beefy."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Flint: "Ah, Captain Kirk! I'd like you to meet Rayna."

Kirk (thinks): Damn, now I really wish I hadn't hit it off so well with M-4.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CYRANO: You ought to find a doctor to look at that, Captain.

MCCOY: Hey!!!!

 

[UFO]

Trelane: I would be delighted to accept your challenge Captain, but unfortunately it's past my bed time …

Spock: "HD ready" my ass.

Flint: You need what Captain? I thought they'd cured ADHD?

Cyrano: That little thing? Seriously? That’s a belt buckle?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (under his breath to Spock): Catfight.

 

[Mr Silver]

Kirk (thinking): "That man is wearing tights"
Spock (thinking): "That man is wearing a dress"
Rayna (thinking): "Why did he have to wear my dress?"
Flint (thinking): "Why have they come in pyjamas?"

Spock: "Error 404?! How about I give you an error of 404 pieces you lousy cheap aluminium junkbox!"

 

[UFO]

Flint: I’ve decided to devote my remaining time to the betterment of the Human condition.
Kirk: In what way?
Flint: Well, it seems to me that having perfected the android form, the next obvious step is to transfer human consciousness in to it …
Spock: Oy vey.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Cyrano: "You paid 200,000 credits to have the ship carpeted and it's still grey?"

 

[T'Girl]

Given the freedom of the animation format, Gene Roddenberry was finally able to depict hundreds of tribbles screwing.

Tribbles: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, trill, squeak, squeak, purrrrrr ..."




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[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Trelane: "'Bros before hoes'? Surely you jest, Captain!"

Rayna: "Yes, Father, he's the one."
Flint: "Fine. You go get your veil, my dear. I'll go get my shotgun."
Kirk: "Wait...what?!"

Chekov (from floor): "Peerhaps you vere right, Doctor! Peerhaps Kentucky bourbon ees more potent than Russian wodka!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "Darn! All the planets we could have visited, and we had to get one where we run into a guy who dresses like Michael Jackson."

 

[Isis]

Cyrano: "Trust me. You'll love this Irish step dancing lesson. Before you know it, you'll be as good as the pros."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Darn! I can never open these FedEx packages!"