TOS Caption Contest #263 "This is fun?"

[Photoman15]

Kirk: "I have no memory, this may be crazy;
Do you want to marry me and have my baby?"

 

[WinstonSmith]

the reason they never show the enterprise toilets
McCoy: well, I can't fault the choice in wallpaper, but... I really don't want to ask what the arm restraints are for, do I?...

 

[Isis]

When American Idol's "replace JLo and Steven Tyler" strategy didn't work, they had to tie people down to get even a third of their previous viewership.

 

[Isis]

Isis (OS): "I'll have what she's having."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "You really think I can get a decent amount for this on ebay?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MIRAMANEE: Yeah, impressive trinkets, but my dad was looking at something with nine figures in cold hard cash.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "No worries. You absolutely won't regret posing nude for this. I promise."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Evil Kirk was distracted when he mistook the sculpture on Rand's shelf for her hair.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Yeoman, I realize you're upset about this, but I really can't help you. I honestly don't KNOW where Waldo is.

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Evil Kirk: Janice, I really don't think you get the point of playing "hide and seek."

Rand: And I really don't think YOU get the point about not putting your tunic in the dryer!

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Nona: (singing) "I'll take you home again, Kathleen!"

Kirk: (to himself) Dammit! Riley's been fraternizing with the locals again!

 

[Bubbles McGee]

Chekov: (off-screen) Velcome everyone and zank you for coming to my 12-hour lecture on Wussian inwentions!

McCoy: Dammit, I knew he was sore about us replacing him with that 3-armed lizard-boy, but who knew he'd get this sore!

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Scotty: "Can ye believe it? Not a roll o' toilet paper in sight!"

Uhura: "You are disgusting."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Why am I on the same side as the no name extras!!!???

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "I don't see how this situation could possibly get any worse!"
Sulu: "Hey, Uhura! Did you know all of us on this side can see right up your skirt?"
Uhura (sighs): "I spoke too soon."

 

[T'Girl]

MCCOY: Why am I on the same side as the no name extras!!!???

Scotty: "But you're seated right next to Mr. Sulu.

McCoy: "Like I was saying ... "

 

[R. Star]

Even though we can't see them, we all know what color shirts those extras are wearing.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

MCCOY: Why am I on the same side as the no name extras!!!???

CHAPEL: Hey, isn't that Harry Mudd?