TOS Caption Contest #262 .."Darn!"

[T'Girl]

Kirk (to self): "Darn! All the planets we could have visited, and we had to get one where we run into a guy who dresses like Michael Jackson."

Embarrassed by the Captain's comment, Trelane quietly moonwalks backwards out of the room.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Little did Spock suspect that "HeadOn! Apply directly to forehead!" would remain lodged in his head even after his monitor was destroyed.

Kirk: I can't help but feel that we've met before.
Trelane: I really don't think we've had the honor.
Kirk: Honor...? Honor! That's it, you're a Klingon!
Trelane: A Klin- ohhhh! I remember that now! That was the weekend I got drunk and posessed some hairy general as a lark. Did we play together then, too?
Kirk: Posessed? You mean -- You nearly had him instigate an interstellar war!
Trelane: Wine goes in, the sense goes out. What can I say?

 

[Captain Crow]

Chekov, over intercom: Meester Spock, de Kepteen told me to tell you dat ve are out of caffeinated coffee.

[overly dramatic music sting plays as Spock smashes monitor]

 

[T'Girl]

Nurse Chapel's incessant messaging of nude self-portraits finally got too much for Spock.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Leonard Nimoy: "Grrr! Spock smash!!"
Director (OS): "Interesting interpretation, Leonard, but...no."

 

[Captain Crow]

Announcer: Next up on SyFy's "WTF Wednesday"... an eight hour block of Jersey Shore.

[smashes TV]

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I don't wanna play with clay!!!!!!!

AMANDA: Does someone need a time out?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock; "F##king Justin Bieber marathon, thats the last time we run that so called moral booster"

Kirk (to self): "Darn! All the planets we could have visited, and we had to get one where we run into a guy who dresses like Michael Jackson."

Trelane: "Michael Jackson!!? I'll show you Captain!"
"Poof" Trelane turns Kirk into Michael Jackson

 

[Vassa]

CRUNCH!!
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Shit, didn't mean to do that.

Spock: It is as Starfleet feared, Captain. Their culture is baroque.

Trelane: Riverdance at 150bps it is then Captain!

 

[UFO]

Kirk: How are you getting on with that ancient computer Spock? Oh.

Spock: It said "Hit any key to continue" and I ... missed.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: "So, they thought Belushi crushing a beer can against his forehead was a big deal, did they?"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Is that a photo of your late brother?"

Trelane: "My Dear Captain Kirk, how did you ever guess?!?"

Kirk: "Call it a hunch."

 

[Captain Crow]

[fly buzzing around the room lands on monitor]

[Spock smashes monitor]

Spock: After twelve hours I finaly got you.

[Spock lifts hand]

[beat]

[fly starts buzzing around the room again]

Spock: SON OF A BITCH!

 

[TrickyDickie]

It had been weeks since the persistent malfunction in the food synthesizers had caused them to produce nothing but dog food and as a consequence everyone was beginning to exhibit the infamous 'Kibble Lean.'

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "You look like Malcolm McDowell in 'Caligula'."

Flint: "He's going to kill you in about twenty-five years."

Kirk: "Wait....What?!?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

[Message on monitor 'Windows is not responding']

[Spock smashes monitor]

Spock: "Thats the last time you'll fail to respond"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: This smashed console is much better on the hands than Lava Rock soap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY(o.c): It's just a monitor, ya daft idiot! Smashing will not solve the computer's problem!!!!

 

[Gepard]

KIRK: ...and you say you're a nigh-omnipotent energy being from the, uh, "L"...

TRELANE: The L Continuum, yes.

KIRK: And that stands for?

TRELANE: Liberace.

 

[R. Star]

Kirk: I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

Spock lost control when McCoy continued Skyping "Yo mama" jokes.

Kirk: Wow, those outfits make ours look great by comparison.
Spock: Human fashion is most illogical.

Cyrano: He who stomps the most tribbles wins!
Kirk: Start Stomping Bones!
McCoy: Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Klingon!