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TOS Caption Contest #248: Awkward Moments!

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Bum: "Stop thief!"

McCoy: "It's OK. I'm a doctor, not a pickpocket!"
 
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McCoy: What planet is this? what stardate? and what are you, man or female? are you a klingon bastard??
BUm: And people say I'M drunk...

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kirk: I had no idea female farts are this stunning
 
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Bum: "Stop thief!"
McCoy: "It's OK. I'm a doctor, not a pickpocket!"
Bum: "Well, what're ya doin' grabbin' my legs then?"
McCoy: "Uh... where I come from, this is how we greet each other." (wince)
 
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Spock: Is there a problem, mr Scott?
Scotty: No, sir. (to himself) : why on bloody Earth did you had to ask miss Uhura to move away from the console while I was doing repairs?
 
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Bum: "Stop thief!"
McCoy: "It's OK. I'm a doctor, not a pickpocket!"
Bum: "Well, what're ya doin' grabbin' my legs then?"
McCoy: "Uh... where I come from, this is how we greet each other." (wince)
Bum: "In that case, you might feel right at home with several young ladies I just passed on that corner back there."
 
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Spock: What do you think, Mister Scott?

Scotty: I think you should stop misplacing your keys.
 
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SPOCK: Sorry, Lt Masters was occupied. So I will assist you instead.

SCOTTY (disappointed) figures.
 
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SPOCK: Status report, Mr Scott.

SCOTTY: It's Auto-matic. It's System-matic. Its Hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!

KIRK: (os) You know that I aint braggin', its a real pussy wagon.

CHEKOV and SULU: Greased Lightning!
 
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Scotty: "Tell me, Mr. Spock. We're livin' in the 23rd century, are we not?"
Spock: "You are being most vague, but in essence you are correct."
Scotty: "So, canna you tell me why I'm workin' with dangling wires and circuit panels that look a splittin' image of the 1960's?
Nimoy: (breaking character) "That's because we're IN the 1960's, Jimmy!"
 
Good Evening everyone, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that A.V.I.A.F. has decided to pass the baton of creating and judging the TOS Caption Contest to another.

I would like to thank A.V.I.A.F. for the fantastic contests and the great service to all of the participants of the contests and for all those who just come to watch the magic that is brought together in these each and every contest.

In moving forward, A.V.I.A.F. has requested that I get the ball rolling with selecting a new person to take over and continue forth with these contests. I would like to invite anyone interested to PM me.
 
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Spock: What was wrong with lt. Uhura's console,mr Scott?why can't we communicate and we hear only backgroung noise?
Scotty: Maybe because there is a tribble in here that I couldn't beam up on the klingon ship. Or maybe because some liquids were split on it..can't figure out yet. As a precaution, could you ask Miss uhura to wear panties when she sits on the console?
 
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Kirk(thinking hard): I will not boink thins yeoman...I will not boink this yeoman..
 
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Scotty: "What d'ye think I'm doin'? I'm rollin' back the odometer before we sell it to the Klingons! What? You don't think they'd do the same to us if they got the chance?"
 
And so it goes,.... THANK YOU A.V.I.A.F. Your BRILLIANT Photo Caption contest was the HIGHLIGHT of the TOS Board for so many people,... which is self-evident, as folks are still posting-in even though it has ended!
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SCOTT: Well,... here's to ya Laddie,... you really made the board what it was,... alright then, let's hear it!.... THREE CHEERS FOR A.V.I.A.F.!!!!,.....

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Even from the somewhat distant Moderator's perch, these have been great fun. I hope somebody will take the baton and keep on truckin'.
 
THANK YOU A.V.I.A.F., I've had hours of joy following the TOS Caption Contests.

And yes, as Mutai Sho-Rin says, someone please take up the baton so I don't have to go through withdrawl symptoms
 
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