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TOS Caption Contest #248: Awkward Moments!

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McCoy (Singing): "The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone--"
Bum (Singing): "Hands off my skeleton, Bones!"
 
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McCoy: This can't be a phaser! They didn't had phasers in this time period!This WORRIES me more than if it were indeed a phaser
 
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Dohlman: "Sorry, Captain. No glove, no love."
Kirk: "Bones...?
McCoy: "Not a one left in stock, Jim. Maybe now you'll start sending in my medical supplies requisitions when I ask you to, instead of sitting on them for a month!"
 
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Kirk's imitation of Norman just didn't impress the crew.


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McCoy: "Jim, sooner or later, she will figure out that human males cannot have baby-bumps."


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Scotty: "Why'd ye go and wake me up Spock?"

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McCoy: "Let's dance!"


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Charlie: "Captain... THE FLOOR!"

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Chris Pike - Intergalactic Gigolo

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Made in the USA?
 
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Kirk: "I just want you to know that it's not you it's me, and I hope we can still be friends..."
McCoy: "BULLSHIT!"

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Spock: "... like a cork out of a champagne bottle."
Scotty: "No... it's not like that at all."

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Thanks for picking my photoshop, AVIAF. :)


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Vina: "Hey Chris, I really like your clone there. How about we include him, huh? Pretty please?"
 
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Charlie: "C'mon, Daddy-O. I need some cash for my date with Janice!"
Kirk: "Nice try, Charlie, but you're not going to find anything there. We don't carry wallets in the 23rd century."
 
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TROI: Hello Will. Since you were spending so much time in that silly NX-01 program, I started without you.
 
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Pike: "How are the people here?"

Vina: "I don't think it's fair to generalize, but the one in the gray robe is a keeper."
 
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Keeper: "Brain and brain! What is brain?"

Pike (to self): "I guess these people have never heard of mirrors?"
 
Nerys Myk, you did a fabulous job on that Cage/Troi spoof. I wish I'd thought of it! Excellent choice on that image of Troi, too. I did see just a little bit of opportunity to bring it to near perfection, adjusting the scale, orientation, focus, and shading a very small amount. I hope you don't mind my posting the update here, but thought you might appreciate it for reference. Again, great work!

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That's fine. Photoshopping is frustrating at times. (As I'm sure you know). I'm often torn between "Screw it, close enough, I'm posting" and "Just one more tweak and it'll be perfect!" ;)

One thing I do miss in the contest is collaboration of a different kind. I think we had more 'shoppers back then and we came up with some wild stuff:

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No idea how many posters contributed to those images.
 
That's fine. Photoshopping is frustrating at times. (As I'm sure you know). I'm often torn between "Screw it, close enough, I'm posting" and "Just one more tweak and it'll be perfect!" ;)

One thing I do miss in the contest is collaboration of a different kind. I think we had more 'shoppers back then and we came up with some wild stuff.
I definitely hear you. Practice helps significantly. When I look back on what I did two years ago, I feel compelled to go back and do it over. ;) But yeah, you've got decide when enough is enough and just go with it.

I do remember seeing some of those collaborative ones. Hilarious! There were a few posted when I first came on board, but they've definitely thinned out to hardly any these days. I wouldn't mind collaborating more. It's fun to see what crazy stuff comes up. :mallory:
 
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Kirk: (thinking) Don't look at her, don't look... gotta keep the pocket rocket retracted, with these tight pants.
 
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Paris: "Well, if you guys will excuse us, the Betazoid and I have some business to take care of." (grin)
 
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