TOS Caption Contest #245 Psycho-Chicks!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Thanks for another great week of amazing entries. Here are:

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Taking it to the next level...

Thanks for the win!

RAND: So, I took a phaser to the lab and ZAP, meth!

This scene always creeped me out too...

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Spock: " The ummm, impostor ...?

Rand: "He was a rapist, Mr. Spock."

Spock: "... had some interesting, ummm ..."

Rand: "He was a rapist, Mr. Spock."

Spock: " ... qualities, wouldn't you say, Yeoman?

Rand: "He was a rapist, Mr. Spock."

The true source of Charlie’s power...

Charlie: "You... told her about my enormous genitals, Captain?"


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Denied...

McCoy: "Would you two like to be alone?"
Kirk: Well, actually--"
McCoy: "Tough!"

If the hair wasn’t enough...

McCoy: Yeoman...

[Rand farts loudly]

McCoy: DAYUM! You been eating Spock's plomeek soup? Jiminy christmas! It's like being smacked in the face with a dead skunk covered in dog crap.

Silly Yeoman, rabbits are for wearing...

Rand: "Say has anyone seen my pet Arcturian rabbit Snoo... Oh no!"

And for this week’s ChopShoppers:

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I’ll take Bilbo Baggins any day...

Moon River......!

The only thing worse than one psychotic evil brainiac child...

Uh oh. Someone's going to the cornfield

For this round, we pay homage to some of TOS’s psycho-chicks. Have at it!

 

[Maurice]

You know what, I'm never sure what's gonna win here, but when I came up with this one, I was sure I'd nailed it. Thanks!

RAND: So, I took a phaser to the lab and ZAP, meth!

KIRK: Why do you smell like seafood and pipe cleaners?

DR. ADAMS: Of course she's crazy. What sane person would wear that?

LENORE: THIS is how we deal with bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, Captain!

ROMULAN COMMANDER: What do you mean we've exceeded our minutes?!
SPOCK: Here, use mine, I have unlimited calling in this sector.

SCOTT: I like what you're serving under those placemats, lass!

KIRK: Flypaper?
LESTER: Flypaper.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: *Pssst* Wanna buy a better wig?

"A sad case, another one who believed Kirk when he said he'd call in the morning".

"Oh, when they said "Classically trained Shakespearean actor" you were expecting Patrick Stewart? Well screw you!"

Spock:....And this is why Star Fleet won't let women be Captains.

Scotty: Och, it turns out that as well as the wee dillithium crystals we all need about 5 pounds of tin foil to make the warp drive work as well. Hoots lass, strip off now!

Janice: This is the most rubbish wax works I've ever been too. T.J. Hooker isn't even wearing the right uniform!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: "But enough about me. Let's talk about you! What do you think about me?"

Adams: "Don't mind Lethe, Captain. She's just a little shell-shocked from reviewing a rather large download of porn from planet Angel One this morning."

Lenore: "I'm not going to be ignored!"

Romulan Commander: "This is not what it looks like!"
Sub-Commander Tal: "It looks like you're trying to get jiggy with an enemy spy."
Romulan Commander: "Okay, maybe it is."

Scotty: "Dohlman, this is my nephew Glenn. Glenn, this is the Dohlman of Elas! Well...I'll leave you two kids to get acquainted!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: "Mmm... Strawberry flavoured earwax?"

Adams: "Butch woman or man in a wig and make-up, we're not quite sure. That's why we called for you, Kirk."

The Karidian Players interpretation of Taxi Driver left much to be desired. Including a mirror.

Spock: "It's for you."
Communicator: "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you..."
Commander: "Son of a bitch!"

Scott: "I canna wait for autumn, when the leaves start to fall."

Kirk: "Damn you! What are you waiting for? Just do what you're going to do and be done with it!"
Lester: "First we see how long you can keep your gut sucked in."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Spock: It's screen accurate, from Diamond Select.
Tal: I have the Romulan disruptor from Playmates.
Spock: Playmates is ass.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Redshirt in back: "By George, this has got to be the most avant-garde interpretation of 'Macbeth' ever!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Thank ya much for the win.

Kirk: I love it when you wear the black Q-tip wig.

Redshirt Ron: Oh, crap. A nut waving a phaser around isn't going to end well for us red shirt wearing extras is it?

Redshirt Randy, camp and catty: I think we just found the person who's been stealing the ship's mop heads.

Spock: Tic Tac?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Jessica Simpson: Any of you boys seen a career laying around?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "You disobeyed General Order Number 2."

Sylvia: "General Order Number 2?"

Kirk: "Yes...No living being in the galaxy shall wear a hairpiece more ornate than mine."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Lenore: "You've been warned about sing that Beatles song captain, now you must pay the price."
The crowd chants "Do it, do it!" and cheers with anticipation.

 

[Mysterion]

Redshirt: This Stevie Nicks Tribute show was the worst idea EVER!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Lenore: (to crowd standing behind her) Uh, guys, I've brought the phaser, but where's the snipe?

 

[Nerys Myk]

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, it was beautiful, magical And...


COMMANDER: Who would choose the "The Logical Song" as ringtone????

SPOCK: Oops, that's me...

 

[Isis]

Adams (to self): "Well, that's the last time I'll let my Aunt Gertrude fix me up."

Kirk (OS): "Miss Lohan, you're performance is very impassioned, but you're only supposed to be helping us give out grab bag gifts."

 

[Nerys Myk]

LENORE: You'd be crazy too if you had to wear a freaking possum fur mini dress for half an episode...Now where the hell is Theiss???

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Best Halloween Ever!

Doctor Adams: She is one of my success stories, she's become .01% less crazy.

Lenore had to be ready for anything. Janice Rand was the jealous type.

Spock: Captain Kirk says hello and that your cloaking device goes great in the Enterprise's engine room.

Scotty: So, you're with the Third Street Saints?

Kirk: I knew I should have sent Scotty on this landing party.

 

[Bob Karo]

Kirk: Damn it, Janice! You just have to accept that you'll never get a command!

Lester: Why? Because I'm a woman?

Kirk: You're focusing on the wrong part of that evaluation. They rejected you because you're a batshit crazy woman.

 

[Finn]

Next time on Star Trek; X-Files... A mysterious visitor from the future is found responsible for the Enterprise's crashing on the Genesis planet 15 years after...

 

[Nerys Myk]

ADAMS: Keep an eye on Kirk.

I meant both eyes, Lethe!!