Kirk (thinking): "Uh-oh! This is gonna be trouble!"
TOS Caption Contest #244: Random Rand!
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Kirk (thinking): "Uh-oh! This is gonna be trouble!"
You mean she's had......the entire crew!!???
Kirk (OS): "Yeah, 'fraid so. That's why most people just call her 'Lohan'."
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Lenore and Rand in unison: It's like looking into a skanky mirrior.
Rand: I got a second job doing waitressing for Starbucks.
Spock: (writing) To the person who started the bifurcated gag, screw you!
Rand: So it's not true, Sir?
Spock: I didn't say that.
Charlie: Is that a girl?
Kirk: No, that's a woman. You wanna grow up, kid?
Kirk: No, Yeoman. Don't stop. This salad is so tasteless, we're gonna need all the Parmesan Cheese you've got!
Uhura: Why should I listen to you? You won't even be here in 3 episodes!
McCoy: Ohhhhhhh.... Snap!
Rand: Hey, when you got dressed this morning, You missed.
Rand: "Say has anyone seen my pet Arcturian rabbit Snoo... Oh no!"
RAND: Would you like me to escort you back your quarters, so you can finish shaving your back?
LENORE: If you keep moving the bees won't be able to find their hive.
RAND: Nice tights. Did you get the role of a sugar plumb fairy in your grade school Christmas pageant?
LENORE: I hope you didn't spend your entire Social Security check on that make over.
RAND: Great hairdo, "Judy Jetson"
LENORE: It's Easter bonnets that go on the head.
RAND: I heard your dad was a mass murdering psycho.
LENORE: At least I know who my father is.
Rand: "It's a request from Lieutenant Uhura, Doctor Noel, Nurse Chapel and myself to add Erotic Robotics, Inc. of Alpha Centauri to the ship's Approved Vendors List."
Spock: "I see. Erotic Robotics. May I ask what--"
Rand: "We'd really rather you didn't, sir."
Spock: "Right."
Lenore: Bitch!
Rand: Whore!
Lenore: Drunken slut!
Kirk: Ladies, I suggest you to leave the compliments for AFTER, when I'll make a decision based on facts, now let's go DOWN to business
Rand: Ok, but me first!
Lenore: Over my dead body, I was here first!
Kirk: ladies, there's enough to go around for everyone, trust me.. I'll see you in my quarters. Mr Spock, you have the bridge
Spock: May I suggest the logical solution? Who gets there first, will be the one to start with. Now on your marks. Ready? Go!
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Kirk: Janice! Meet you're new replacement, Lenore. Twice the crazy with only half the hair!
Rand: And, she looks like she puts out!
Kirk: Bingo!
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Kirk: Coffee? How'd you manage that?
Rand: Not coffee, Captain; vodka! I thought it might take some of the edge off.
McCoy: Give this girl a promotion, Jim!
Uhura: Where'd you find the vodka, Janice?
Rand: New navigator just came aboard a few days ago. Chenko? Cherpov? Something like that.
Bailey (os and slurring): Why'd you...hic...need a....hic...new navi...nava...alligator for Cap'n?
Kirk: Just sit tight Lieutenant. Have some more "coffee."
*All chuckle--freeze frame!"
Kirk: "Is...isn't that Mr. Scott's Engineer of the Year award you're using as a coffee pot?"
Rand: "What Mr. Scott doesn't know won't hurt him."
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