TOS Caption Contest #245 Psycho-Chicks!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Galt (OS): Adams, this thrall has been "selected" for you.

Adams: You're frigging kidding me, right? I'd rather be with that orange-haired mannish broad you forced the Russian kid to bang. In fact, I'd rather you strap on one of those collars of disobedience to my genitals and crank it up to overload!

Lethe walks slowly away weeping as Tamoon enters with a pair of rubber gloves, a car battery, and some booster cables.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I call this move "The Tyson."

 

[boco]

Kirk: I bet that If I blow into this ear,I'll feel the air coming out from the other one

Kirk:Take it off!
What?the dress?
No! The wig, is too big.It will disturb me when you'll going to..

Spock: I find it illogical for you to register intimate moments and post them on youtube..Especially if they're with captain Kirk..Look, even I could find them,not to mention your klingon mate!

 

[Isis]

Romulan Commander: "Well, I'm sorry you both feel gypped, but I thought the thousand-quatloo limit for the grab bag would be a good thing."

 

[Isis]

Scotty: "Sorry the Stinking Gorn dinna let you in, Lass. But when you see a 'No shirt, no shoes, no service' sign, you have to take it seriously."

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Elaan: We are interested in how the ship is used in combat, not in what drives it. Engines are for mechanics and menials.


Scott: Menials? Without engines, there'd be no fighting or....wait a... I bet ye been talking to A.V.I.A.F. again. (to crewman) Laddie, I want ye to track down that Borgus Frat and give him an "Abderdeen neck-tie."

 

[Isis]

Kirk (in Lester's body): "See? I told you that you should have gone with priceline.com."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Someone has been stealin' flexible silver-metallic sheeting from the warp power conduits. Incidentally...nice dress. Is it new?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSHIRT: She's pretty.

ELAAN:(thinking): I'm almost bored to tears by these two losers, but that would just make things worse.