TOS Caption Contest #244: Random Rand!
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Charlie: But, I like boys.
Sulu (os): Well, helloooooo brainiac! Wanna shake hands with my weeper plant, Beauregard?
Charlie: But, I don't see any weeper.....
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Rand (to herself): Twisted Nerve, again! Can't he whistle anything else? This is worse than the time he followed me around whistling Pop Goes the Weasel!
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*ATTENTION TO ALL FANS OF THE TOS CAPTION CONTEST*
I didn't want to create a separate thread for this so I am posting this here.
I have an idea for a future TOS Caption Contest where, instead of taking pics from actual TOS episodes, I would take pics of TOS actors (recurring or one-timers) from other film and television roles and you would have to come up with a TOS caption that links the photo to TOS.
For example, my current avatar is of actor John Hoyt (who played Dr. Boyce in The Cage) as Decius Brutus in the 1953 film adaptation of Julius Caesar. A possible caption for this pic might be something like: Boyce: "Chris, don't you think we're getting a little old for these toga parties in the rec room?" Or something much much funnier.
Now, for the PhotoShoppers, the possibilities are greater as they can paste in bits from actual TOS episodes, or cut the posted pic and shop it into TOS pics, etc....
And for the more traditional caption-makers, there is still a lot of room for creativity.
My question is: Is this a good idea, or will you try to hunt me down like a dog for breaking canon?
I don't know how to make a poll, so please post your feelings here.
Thanks,
A.V.I.A.F.
I have an idea for a future TOS Caption Contest where, instead of taking pics from actual TOS episodes, I would take pics of TOS actors (recurring or one-timers) from other film and television roles and you would have to come up with a TOS caption that links the photo to TOS.
For example, my current avatar is of actor John Hoyt (who played Dr. Boyce in The Cage) as Decius Brutus in the 1953 film adaptation of Julius Caesar. A possible caption for this pic might be something like: Boyce: "Chris, don't you think we're getting a little old for these toga parties in the rec room?" Or something much much funnier.
Now, for the PhotoShoppers, the possibilities are greater as they can paste in bits from actual TOS episodes, or cut the posted pic and shop it into TOS pics, etc....
And for the more traditional caption-makers, there is still a lot of room for creativity.
My question is: Is this a good idea, or will you try to hunt me down like a dog for breaking canon?
I don't know how to make a poll, so please post your feelings here.
Thanks,
A.V.I.A.F.
^^ I dunno about entire contests, but maybe as a bonus pic to caption...
I agree with The Laughing Vulcan--it's a perfect idea for a bonus caption.
Kirk: "On second thought, maybe you two aren't the best people to help Mr. Scott update his dress uniform."
Scotty (OS): "Hey, anyone know what happened to me haggis?"
Thanks for the win.
That actor caption idea sounds fun.
That actor caption idea sounds fun.
Spock: No Yeoman, Starfleet does not offer compensation for badly wrinkled and stretched uniforms looking unflattering, no matter how traumatic it may be.
CHARLIE: (to Kirk O.S.) But,... I thought,... I mean,... when I overheard her say to you,... you know,... about coming to your room tonight to "Make some Boo-Loo-Loop",... I thought,... well,... So you mean you guys,... aren't making,... SOUP ?!?
SPOCK: Yeoman,... I have noticed a marked difference in your concentration since your,... ah,.. encounter with the 'Intruder',.... and,... I COULD easily engineer another one of those 'Transporter Accidents', and thereby create a total of THREE EVILS KIRKS,... which I postulate might be more reflective to your,... ah,... appetites,... but,... you'll have to let me watch.
RAND: Deal.
McCOY: Now, now, Yeoman,... you know this is for your own good,.... all sick little girls get,... 'Tempy-Time'
RAND: How many times do I have to tell you,... I DON'T HAVE A FEVER!!!!
KIRK: So Lenore, I hope your time with us will be,... Oh,.. Yeoman Rand,... I would like you to,..
RAND: ... to WHAT,... put on another on of those 'SHOWS' down in engineering for Captain KINKY and the boys, with my evil Twin,...
KIRK: ,... to meet,... Ms. Lenore Karidian,... from the Karidian Theatre Company,...
RAND: Oh.
McCOY (Singing): "Sweeeeeeeet Mystery of Life,.... at last I've found Yooooouuuuuu,....."
RAND: Some 'Mystery'.
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McCoy: "Would you two like to be alone?"
Kirk: Well, actually--"
McCoy: "Tough!"
Charlie: "But I was just passing by! She's the one who propositioned me-the whore!"
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