TOS Caption Contest #213: Love The One You're With

[Ssosmcin]

Jim Kirk is a man who can hold his own.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: "I feel like...I feel like I could..."

*music swells*

King of Swamp Castle: "Stop that now, stop that!"

"There'll be no 'Rocket Man' or 'Mr. Tambourine Man' in THIS house!"

 

[Tan Ru]

Fringe and groovy headbands will never go out-of-style...

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Okay, I didn't leave my wallet in my shoulder pads...

 

[Nerys Myk]

William Shatner ls "Tommy"!

"See....me"

"Feel...me"

"Touch...me"

"Heal...me!"

 

[jep]

(Offscreen voice): "Give it up Bill... we all know you've got man-boobs under there.



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[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Captain's Log: Jackpot!"

Chekov: "So, you two up for an eightsome?"

Kirok: "I feel so...happy!"

*bird shits on him*

"All right, now I'm pissed!"

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: Request to change the episode title to "What is Andrea Made of?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: Request to change the episode title to "What is Andrea Made of?"

Korby: "Why, she's made of sugar and spice and everything nice...and a big dollop of kinky!"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "Say Andrea, how would you like a little Captain in you?"

Andrea: "That would be great!!! I love Captain Morgan rum!"

Kirk: "Who said anything about Captain Morgan rum?"

Andrea: "You did, 4.20185 seconds ago."

Kirk: "Wow... this is going to be easier than I thought."


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[Bob Karo]

The Enterprise crew didn't like to talk about that other historical research time travel mission they took.

 

[jep]

Captain Kirk dances the Tango de La Muerte


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[jep]

When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so

Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music, hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it


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