TOS Caption Contest #213: Love The One You're With

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Korby: Choose, Captain Kirk. Andrea or a nasty threesome with me and Christine.
Kirk: How many fingers?
Korby: I'll only use three.
Kirk: Make it four and you got a deal.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "My people, I have regained my memories and I'm returning to my starship."

Indian: "What does God need with a starship?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HECKLER: What do you mean "we" White Man?

KIRK: Crap.

 

[jep]

Dr. Korby: "How embarrassing, I seem to be missing my underwear."

Kirk: "That's not all you're missing, bub."




.

 

[Gepard]

Native American straitjackets operate on the honor principle.

 

[Isis]

Even though the twins claimed they were identical and their color co-ordination skills were second to none, Kirk was sure they were fraternal.

 

[Captain Crow]

Mason, while wiping his shoe on the carpet: And this is why all Star Fleet vessels have a strict "No Pets" policy.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Thanks for the win!

Finally, after many long years of disappointment, Shatner's antenna dish picks up an incoming spaceship.

Shatner: "It's finally happening! Okay, I'm ready; prepare to beam me up!!"

 

[T'Girl]

Dr. Korby: "How embarrassing, I seem to be missing my underwear."

Kirk: "That's not all you're missing, bub."

Kirk glances to his left.

Andrea: "Yep, it's over here."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Korby: "'Twas a lesson hard learned, Captain! Sexbot though she may be, you'd best treat Andrea like a lady!"

 

[jep]

Kirk: "You guys need to work on your duplicating process if you expect to fool anyone."

Andrea: "Why do you say that, Captain?"

Kirk: "Well, you don't REALLY expect me to believe that Reichstag Barbie over there is Nurse Chapel, do you?"



.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chekov: "all Vight Twins!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Alice #1: "You like that we are identical? I thought your people revered diversity."
Chekov: "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations is a vonderful thing! But twins in infinite combinations is sheer heaven!"

 

[jep]

Kirk: (Sigh)


.

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "all Vight Twins!"

Chekov (to self): "Uh-oh. I lost the accent for a second. I don't want them to find out I'm really from Cleveland."

Chekov: "Er...Tvins. Sorry, ladies. The poor wentilation seems to be affecting my woice."

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!-Mistral

Shatner; "You said to hug the sexiest person in the scene! What?!?"

 

[maryh]

Get these clothes off of me. I am the Star of the show. I am the Lone Ranger and Nimoy is the Tonto - not the other way around.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I feel like...I feel like I could..."

*music swells*

King of Swamp Castle: "Stop that now, stop that!"

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk ponders the safest sex...

Sex with androids?
Kirk: "Ever get your schwartz caught in a bionic snatch? Never again!"

Chekov having sex with androids?
Kirk: "I believe in letting my men learn from their own mistakes."

Off screen: Chekov screams.

Chekov: "My wessel!"

Or this? Bingo.

Kirk: "How can I love others unless I love myself?"