TOS Caption Contest #213: Love The One You're With

[Rat Boy]

Sensors indicate a new caption contest approaching. First, let's seize...

If he's trying to get a California's drivers license, he probably won't get it until May...

Spock: "O.... wait, it's a C. I think. T.... V... no, U.... E... or is that a B?"

McCoy: "You see Jim? He's blind as a bat."

Kirk: "He got some of the letters wrong, Bones?"

McCoy: "Some of them? That test chart he's reading has nothing but numbers on it!"



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How many hits does it take to kill a non-redshirt?

Redshirt Ron: "Jeez, he's dead!"

Tommy Target: "I don't get it! We didn't hit him more than 20-30 times...each. What do you think killed him?"

"Heavy Sense of Command Responsibility" seems awfully...chipper, doesn't he?

First Guy: "We're the physical avatars of your inner burdens. This is the heavy sense of command responsibility --"

Heavy Sense Of Command Responsibility: "Hi!"

First Guy: "And I'm the deep sense of shame about Carol Marcus' pregnancy".

We're puttin' on the Ritz with our Photoshop winner...

Kirk: I swear her name was Abby, Abby something?
Gideon humpback: Abby Normal perhaps ....ba-dum-bum......

Congratulations to the winners. This week as befitting the Monday holiday, Kirk and Chapel dabble in robosexuality, as does Chekov, and finally Kirok needs a hug but there's no takers. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Korby: "Pffft, if I was going to use Andrea as a sex bot, I would have made her blonde. That's why I have Brown."

*Chapel backs away real slowly*

Chekov: "All right, you two girls, here's the cup. Let me get my camera."

Kirok: "Jeebus, it's cold out here."

 

[Isis]

Kirk (out loud): "It's awesome being me!"

 

[Isis]

Shatner (out loud): "It's awesome being me!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Any planet where the people think I'm a god is AOK by me."

 

[LeadHead]

Korby: And this is Andrea.

Kirk: Hello!

Chapel: Captain, didn't we have a lot of questions to ask Roger about the last few years?

Kirk: Stay out of this.

Chekov: It's a shame you're not real.

Alice 332: We are real, the only time we're fake is when they show more than 2 of us in a shot.

Kirok: Fine, I don't need you people! I'll start my own village, with blackjack and hookers! On second thought, forget the village!

 

[jep]

Chekov: "Today I vill show you how ve make a Pavel Sandvich."


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[jep]

Indian, (OS): Before we decide he is a God, let's hear him recite the E Plebnista.


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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirok: Sometimes when I'm alone ... I touch myself.

 

[Maurice]

KIRBY: No, I don't separate my colors in the laundry. Why?

CHEKOV: Vat ample nacelles you both have.

KIROK: I love me THIS much!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "♫ The hills are alive with the sound of music... ♫"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: So, you wear a turtleneck and jumpsuit and She wears hip huggers and bandoliers?

KORBY: Its, uhhh a ventilation problem....

 

[Bob Karo]

Korby: Captain, there's something we need to discuss. Christine saw you steal Andrea's... um... personal toy...

Kirk: You mean that was a dildo?! I just thought it was a funny looking rock! I swear!

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "I'm wery much in need of a new look. Vould vun of you tvins be villing to svitch vigs viz me?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Dis is even better than Leningrad."

Alice 332: "Don't you mean St. Petersburg, my Lord?"

Chekov: "Vhatever."

 

[Isis]

Chekov (to self): "Davy Jones, eat your heart out."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Korby: "Well, Captain, I'll leave you and Andrea to get acquainted while Christine and I catch up on old times. Oh, and just in case, her safety word is 'orange.'"

Kirk: "No wonder all the ladies love it so! Hugging me is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

Chekov: "You're both wery beautiful, but on an ensign's salary I can only afford one of you. Perhaps you could wrestle for the honor in that vat of mud over there!"

 

[jep]

Robotwins: "We are sorry, but you know that Captain Kirk gets dibs on all the alien tail... even the mechanized ones."

Chekov: "COSSACK!!!"


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[Rat Boy]

I swore to myself I wouldn't post STO screengrabs that often (or until the TOS bridge is released next month), but this one from today was too good to pass up:

Mason: "Dammit, stop humping my leg!"

Tavas: *sniff* *sniff* "Is somebody barbecuing?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Director: *sigh* Iron Eyes Cody, this guy ain't. TEARS, Bill! I want TEARS!