TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Free-For-All

[Rat Boy]

With the Christmas holiday upon us, I figured it was time to start a new caption contest. First up, let's tilt back the eggnog with...

Are you even supposed to iron velour?

SPOCK: Shit. I left the iron on!
BONES: So?
SPOCK: On Vulcan!

Here we see the crew having fun with the Romulan cloak they stole...

Kirk: "...27, 28, 29, 30. Ready or not, here I come."

The difference between senior officers and junior officers in Starfleet? Reflexes.

Spock: "Captain, it appears the orb is increasing in luminosity; might I suggest you & I move five centemeters to the left..."

And now a series of Photoshop winners, since it's the season of giving...

KIRK: Yeah, well double dumbass on you!!!

Gorn: "Table for five? Right this way, Earthlings..."

Big Red Shirt: Man, that was really good...

Lil' Red Shirt: That green meat really hit the spot.

Chick: Yeah, who would've known the Gorns were cannibals!

Kirk: Are you guys serious? That place sucked ass...

Spock: I said "let's go to Arby's" but did you listen? No...

And no, I can't believe it, either...

I don't believe it.... "The Stinking Gorn"?

Congratulations to the winners. This time around, we'll be doing a special contest. I'll throw out a single picture for captioning as usual. If you come across a picture you like, toss it out there; if someone who captions it wins, you get credit for it as well. Try to keep the image size reasonable so it doesn't mess things up for people with smaller resolutions. Next contest will begin on January 2nd. Let's get this party started:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Health department! This is a surprise inspection!"

Al Gorn: "Aw crap."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk: "What is it this time, Mr. Spock? Mechanical rice-picker, too much LSD, or what?"

Spock: "I thought this time I'd go with "government experiments"".

Kirk: "Good idea. Play to their paranoia".

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Well that was uncomfortable.

SPOCK: Indeed, "Love In An Elevator" isn't the best muzak for a long elevator ride.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock?

Spock: Apartment 37. That is where the holiday dinner with your family will be.

Kirk: Phasers on Stun.

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the photoedit win, RatBoy.

Kirk: "Dammit, I'm not getting a signal."

Spock: "I've got 4 bars. I guess you didn't bring your Verizon communicator, Captain?"

 

[alte]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Time Waste

My contribution to the "add photo"...

(Yeah, I know, Xmas eve...get a life, right? Well, at least I did this while watching "It's a Wonderful Life")

 

[alte]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #206: Holiday Freak-For-All

I know I'm exempt, but it's just an example...yeah, I know, any excuse to use Sulu's Fencing Freakout...Anyways...

MERRY XMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

Spock: Great Xmas party, Mr. Sulu...see you at work.

Sulu: Thanks for coming. I'll be sure to give Gunter your phone number!

Spock: Please don't...goodnight.

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Sorry, Lt Commander Shelby, I'm stumped. I have no idea what's wrong with this."

Kirk: "Scotty, would you beam down a paper bag? Mr. Fix-It here volunteered to fix some chick's vibrator and has no compunction about flashing it at the whole world."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Damn it Spock, is there a bathroom on this floor or not?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Worf, the master of regifting.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Scotty, one to beam up, directly to my right. Mr. Spock is trying to outdo my awesomeness."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Note to Mr. Scott: The turbolifts of this era are considerably slower than ours, but they play nice, soothing music during the ride! Look into adding that feature to ours, will you?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Dorn: "Look, I don't know why I'm here, either. Let's just say it was because I was in a TOS movie and leave it at that."

 

[alte]

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOCTOR: Sorry, out of order. You'll have to take the stairs.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: I don't want to go.

Sulu: David Tennant in "The End of Time: Part Two"?

Kirk: Yup. Your turn.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise, Scotty Beam down the Presents!!!

Scotty: I cannae do it Cap'in. I'm too full from Lunch!

 

[ItsGreen]

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Scotty, we've failed on our mission to find a decent restaurant. We should have listened to the Metrons and tried The Stinking Gorn."